I do justice at night/out there, is there anything missing?
Grass Deficiency of Chess Players
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Well, i don't play chess much and always take ample amount of grass so that I don't get sick. Thanks for the warning tho
When was the last time you left your house? When was the last time you came in contact with nature's most wonderful creation, the grass? It's probably been so long that you've forgotten the last time you saw grass. You are not alone, many chess players face the problem of grass deficiency. The problem is so serious, that even the World Health Organisation has declared an emergency of grass deficiency of chess players. Many doctors are concerned that chess players may be afflicted with neck and back pain due to lack of grass. Many chess players also have developed short sightedness due to lacking an important vitamin only found in grass. "Although fun, we should sometimes abandon chess and reserve time for grass touching. I almost died of muscle shrinkage because of not touching grass." ---Magnus Carlson, currently in rehab It is never too late to touch some grass. Rub your fingers deep into the soil and massage the roots of the grass, sniff the natural fragrance of grass and lick off all the nutritious and delicious cuticles off the grass. Try different positions and take your time.