well, how about a clue. A secret is impossible to guess just like that!
Guess winerkleiner's secret #4
Only this guy knows your secret:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI
[ that is not a satire - that is real footage of a real numpty]

Only this guy knows your secret:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc9NRwp6fiI
[ that is not a satire - that is real footage of a real numpty]
Nope

Part of my (handicap) secret is that I can't count. This secret is number 5, I wish I knew how to change this title.

LinuxB I am Australian too and I have never heard the term "Numpty"..Is that a term that is peculiar to "Mindlessness" or am I behind the times?..And where exactly is "Mindlessness"...Is that a suburb of Perth

LinuxB I am Australian too and I have never heard the term "Numpty"..Is that a term that is peculiar to "Mindlessness" or am I behind the times?..And where exactly is "Mindlessness"...Is that a suburb of Perth
Good question!

But!..I'm sure that whatever a "numpty" is..Christopher Pyne is one. Adolph Hitler and his mob of losers were. I think the current president of Indonesia is a collosal numpty. I suppose I can only guess what one is by speculating on what it isn't. Or who isn't. Like..George Clooney and Brad Pitt aren't numpties. Michael Clarke isn't one. Keef Richards is definateley not one. (Although Mick might be on a bad day) Ayrton Senna was abotu as far away from being numpty that you get but Jeremy Clarkson would probably win numpty of the century..Am I close?

Weiner's secret?..You are really a supermodel with a sense of humour and who likes to play chess. But you don't want to identify yourself so you keep a low profile as a really quiet and unassuming male character on here so as not to attract people who might make silly or hurtful comments to or about you? ()
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Numpty
So Numpty seems to be Scottish. I must have picked it up from the guy who used to stand next to me at the Frankston Pines soccer games in the 80's. He barracked for Hearts.
As for mindlessness, that's the suburb that you go to when you drink too many. There's no rail ticket to this place. Sober people are always refused entry.

hey Linux..Frankston?...So you're a Melbourne lad?..Good for you. I love Melbourne. There should be more of them. Every city in Australia should be Melbourne..except Sydney of course. Now is that not fair?

I reckon Weinerkleiner is the secret himself. I think he might be from the planet Shiraz. Or it's close neighbour Merlot.

Weiner's secret?..You are really a supermodel with a sense of humour and who likes to play chess. But you don't want to identify yourself so you keep a low profile as a really quiet and unassuming male character on here so as not to attract people who might make silly or hurtful comments to or about you? ()
Lol, if I was a supermodel I would never leave the house .

Is the secret that Winerkleiner has 5 vowels in it?
That's no secret, that's a fact!
Alright alright alright time for another secret revealed.
Guess this one but be specific, and once more, don't worry about offending me just guess and I will tell it like it is!!
This one is good!