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I can't stop thinking about vampires. I really want them to be real but it's a bummer their not.

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I can suck your blood instead
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Actually, on second thought…
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Woolly feels sure our.beloved troll Potty Potts , will soon make an appearance, and utter some words of wisdom !
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Once again Woolly’s Crystal ball has proven infallible ! ✌️😾

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Put thy female brain out of the gutter. Vampires don't even suck blood they scrape with their fangs and licks the blood that comes out with their tongue. Scrape and lick, not pleasant at all.

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Faraday_mate wrote:

Put thy female brain out of the gutter. Vampires don't even suck blood they scrape with their fangs and licks the blood that comes out with their tongue. Scrape and lick, not pleasant at all.

shut up

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Hated_girl2006 wrote:

I can't stop thinking about vampires. I really want them to be real but it's a bummer their not.

I'll respect the chess.com tos regarding what is said in the public portions of the site such as forum threads, so the short version without getting deep into human desire and psychology is that you are NOT weird. 

Let me say that once more for effect: you are NOT weird @Hated_girl2006 happy.png

It is just that fantasy doesn't always translate into you literally wanting that in real life. Vampire fantasies are super common (why do you think The Vampire Diaries or Twilight were so popular?). It isn't that you really want to encounter this in real life, but rather that many of the elements of vampires are attractive. 

Vampires are usually really good-looking, charming and powerful. Vampires tend to have the means to take care of you (physically with their power of course, but also in other ways such as financially as they tend to live in huge manors or castles and have "old money" and influences across the world due to living for so long). Vampires also have a raw dominance element to them that can be arousing; it is likely these psychological cues which are appealing to you and not the literal "vampire" element itself. 

@Hated_girl2006 or anyone else embarrassed, or feeling weird, by their own interests can feel free to message me if you need a safe space to chat and get advice or even if you just want a listening ear. 

I don't want anyone to feel ashamed with feeling normal feelings happy.png

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Hated_girl2006 wrote:

I can't stop thinking about vampires. I really want them to be real but it's a bummer their not.

I'm feel sad for you...

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Tornado watch in Weatherford!!!! It’s crazy
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@kesetokaiba

A  go gett(h)er, we see. Careful not to grab poison ivy.

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Tornado watch in Weatherford ?!?!? Ahhhh😱😱😰😰
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Faraday_mate wrote:

@kesetokaiba

A  go gett(h)er, we see. Careful not to grab poison ivy.

No idea what this means @Faraday_mate ???

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We used to have a drunk undead bunny here before. His barf was worse than his bite.

@bunicula

Still horrible

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KeSetoKaiba wrote:

Let me say that once more for effect: you are NOT weird @Hated_girl2006

Totally disagree. She is weird. You are weird. I am weird. This is what brings us here. Or it may be the new normal.

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lol thanks guys @KeSetoKaiba message me

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Hey, guys! Woolly here. I'm pretty confident that our favorite troll, Potty Potts, will make a grand entrance and bless us with some words of wisdom soon! By the way, if you're feeling a bit lost and need some help finding useful resources , don't hesitate to ask. There are plenty of helpful communities out there that are willing to lend a hand.
 
 

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I don't think A_zonia is really Woolly. All of the commas are perfectly placed...

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MelvinGarvey wrote:
EscherehcsE a écrit :

I don't think A_zonia is really Woolly. All of the commas are perfectly placed...

Unless our dear Woollensock is playing multiple roles/personalities

Isn't he already

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CaracticusPotts wrote:

Perhaps you should not rely on translation apps. Melvin.🤣

Where did your high horse come from? You were never like this. But what do I know?

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