Half Syllables

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1e4c6_O-1

For example:

  • Girl
  • Carl
  • World
  • Curl
  • Pearl
  • Burl
  • Furl
  • etc.

Why the heck can't English make sense?

JackRoach

If English made sense...

Then how would I confuse people with it?

JackRoach

How do I win internet?

chamo2074

By confusing people with english

JackRoach
chamo2074 wrote:

By confusing people with english

That's what I'm doing already.

chamo2074
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

For example:

  • Girl
  • Carl
  • World
  • Curl
  • Pearl
  • Burl
  • Furl
  • etc.

Why the heck can't English make sense?

 

Gurl

Youl

makel

myl

rookl

liftl

 

JackRoach

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour
1e4c6_O-1
JackRoach wrote:

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour

both two

 

JackRoach
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour

both two

 

Not if you pronounce them differently. 

1e4c6_O-1

ok

maybe hour is one if you pronounce it weird but fire is definitely two

JackRoach

Not if you smoothly blend the I with the R

1e4c6_O-1

no way, Jose.

JackRoach

Yes way, Bob.

KyloAPPROVES

English is the most complicated language in the world

JackRoach
KyloAPPROVES wrote:

English is the most complicated language in the world

No, Chinese is.

English is complicated though.

chamo2074

Not at all in fact in Lebanon some people believe it's better to register their kids in french curriculum schools because french is harder to learn then English, thus better to be grasped when young

wormrose

Chinese and English are the worlds most complicated languages. They both are the result of highly evolved, technologically advanced societies. If you want simplicity, learn how to quack.

wormrose
chamo2074 wrote:

Not at all in fact in Lebanon some people believe it's better to register their kids in french curriculum schools because french is harder to learn then English, thus better to be grasped when young

French is one of the easiest languages to learn.

chamo2074

Really? You think so? Why is that?