Half Syllables

Sort:
Avatar of 1e4c6_O-1

For example:

  • Girl
  • Carl
  • World
  • Curl
  • Pearl
  • Burl
  • Furl
  • etc.

Why the heck can't English make sense?

Avatar of JackRoach

If English made sense...

Then how would I confuse people with it?

Avatar of JackRoach

How do I win internet?

Avatar of chamo2074

By confusing people with english

Avatar of JackRoach
chamo2074 wrote:

By confusing people with english

That's what I'm doing already.

Avatar of chamo2074
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:

For example:

  • Girl
  • Carl
  • World
  • Curl
  • Pearl
  • Burl
  • Furl
  • etc.

Why the heck can't English make sense?

 

Gurl

Youl

makel

myl

rookl

liftl

 

Avatar of JackRoach

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour
Avatar of 1e4c6_O-1
JackRoach wrote:

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour

both two

 

Avatar of JackRoach
1e4c6_O-1 wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Here's something dumber.

Do these words have 1 or 2 syllables?

  • Fire
  • hour

both two

 

Not if you pronounce them differently. 

Avatar of 1e4c6_O-1

ok

maybe hour is one if you pronounce it weird but fire is definitely two

Avatar of JackRoach

Not if you smoothly blend the I with the R

Avatar of 1e4c6_O-1

no way, Jose.

Avatar of JackRoach

Yes way, Bob.

Avatar of KyloAPPROVES

English is the most complicated language in the world

Avatar of JackRoach
KyloAPPROVES wrote:

English is the most complicated language in the world

No, Chinese is.

English is complicated though.

Avatar of chamo2074

Not at all in fact in Lebanon some people believe it's better to register their kids in french curriculum schools because french is harder to learn then English, thus better to be grasped when young

Avatar of wormrose

Chinese and English are the worlds most complicated languages. They both are the result of highly evolved, technologically advanced societies. If you want simplicity, learn how to quack.

Avatar of wormrose
chamo2074 wrote:

Not at all in fact in Lebanon some people believe it's better to register their kids in french curriculum schools because french is harder to learn then English, thus better to be grasped when young

French is one of the easiest languages to learn.

Avatar of chamo2074

Really? You think so? Why is that?