Hey ! I wasn't ready for Monday, can I go back to Friday and try again ?
Happy Monday
Wednesday is hump day, halfway through the week,
Jane's birthday cake on Thursday, nobody peek!
Friday we get paid, big smiles for the money!
Happy Monday sucks so bad it isn't funny.
Hey ! I wasn't ready for Monday, can I go back to Friday and try again ?
Time is mutable for you, my friend!!
Monday is like swimming in ice water,
Or getting poked with a sharp stick.
If you're out late with Satan's daughter,
You may just roll over and call in sick.
From The Kings: "Nothin' matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pbZePtexak
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Sunday's luxurious sloth is ending,
You have to go to work to get your pay.
You're bummed out, but there is no pretending.
Get your ass out of bed, Happy Monday!