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sofimarina

What is one of the fastest moves you can do win a single game. I hjave heard that u can win a game in 4 moves. But I have been trying for 3 months trying to figure out how to solve it. I know that chess games could be REALLY long. But I need help quickly because Im doing a tournament on Monday!!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!Yell show me a diagram or something.

StockfishEngine
sofimarina

OMG!!! Thanks u so much!!!! I was wondering.......want to be friends??????

sofimarina

Thanks so much!!!!!! Really appreciate it!!! I was wondering since I'm new here.......want to be friends!? I do truly LOVE chess!!!!!

StockfishEngine

that's great you an eleven year old girl and love chess, but i can't be internet friends with little girls.  just the way of the world.

www.chesskid.com you will be able to find youngsters your own age.  good luck!

sofimarina

oh ya!!!! I forgot about that. Sorry, if u accepted my request, u might be in SERIOUS trouble. I wont tell anybody else.I will edit that message IMEDIATLY, because its very dangerous for ME. It's just.... Im really advanced. Ok. Lets just forget about it. THANKS anyways.Embarassed

VULPES_VULPES

Your tone sounds kind of ignorant and irritated, StockfishEngine. Couldn't you have said what you said in a nicer tone?

Show some courtesy to a newcomer like her.

You don't find many female chess lovers these days. Show more respect when you meet one. 

StockfishEngine

and your tone sounds kind of holier-than-thou.

lol.

VULPES_VULPES

I am Christian, after all.

chessnaivete

the fastest move?

step 1. resign.

 

lol. silly me.

ivandh
VULPES_VULPES wrote:

I am Christian, after all.

Thanks for telling us; I would never have guessed it from your behavior.

Good luck in the tournament, sofi!

StockfishEngine

very christian of you to attack me instead of welcoming the newcomer.

lmao.

foad.

chessnaivete

you did the right thing as we read your post clearly. no need to flame back VULPES maybe she is just a kid. thank u.

StockfishEngine wrote:

very christian of you to attack me instead of welcoming the newcomer.

lmao.

foad.

VULPES_VULPES
StockfishEngine wrote:

very christian of you to attack me instead of welcoming the newcomer.

lmao.

foad.

I did not "attack" you in any way that meant offence--just advice. It gives you no reason to be rude to me and call me a "foad" (whatever that means). You are just doing to me what you did to sophi--only worse.

Also, I will welcome the newcomer properly in due time. As a person with an age similar to sophimarina's, I will accept her friend request.

ivandh
alekhine wrote:

i'm tickled that you know how to google for images, but how is it helping further the topic at hand?

You must be new here.

StockfishEngine

religious propagation through childhood indoctrination.Frown makes me sad.

VULPES_VULPES

Why would it make you sad?

netzach
alekhine wrote:

nope, i know the place well.  i just wish some people would stay more on topic.  :)

netzach