How can I survive in America?

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MarkoHoog

#85 so the reason you saying 'trust me bro' as a source is right is because an article might not be true?

GutigSS9
wear a bullet proof vest (joke)
Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Also what’s wrong with Portland? It’s one of most safest places in the US if a nuclear war happens
MarkoHoog

#99 even if he doesn't believe what he says and is joking he's still a joke of a person.

Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Chances are your probably more likely to get killed accidentally then get killed on purpose if that helps
Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Agreed #103
MarkoHoog

You're more likely as a child in the US to get killed by a gun than by a car.

CastPoc

Come to Australia. The people are nice, but a bit bogan-ish, not a lot of crime, and the overall quality of life is good thumbup

MarkoHoog

Yeah go to Australia and play with the giant spiders

Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Just be careful of that one tree, it can kill you like 12 (idk exact number buts more than 4 I believe) different ways
Slayerofbishopsandqueens
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CastPoc

bro there's hardly any here come to see for yourself

Slayerofbishopsandqueens
Any of the spiders or any of the trees? The people are definitely nice, most Aussies i meet are really polite
Liar498
Slayerofbishopsandqueens 写道:
Chances are your probably more likely to get killed accidentally then get killed on purpose if that helps

Because of gangs or anything else???

Liar498
CaracticusPotts 写道:

Look stupid…weigh 30 stone…put a baseball cap on your head with the word ‘Trump’ on it…and have various firearms protruding from your person….you will be American then.🇺🇸

I believe those who support other presidents will visit me with guns soon.

Liar498
CastPo 写道:

bro there's hardly any here come to see for yourself

I search for spiders in Australia, I think using slippers and pesticides can solve the problem.

Liar498

Actually, the spider is okay. A few years ago, I saw the spider get into the gap between the bed and the wall, and I couldn't kill it either. I haven't seen it in a few years.

Wacky_Woohoo_Pizza_Man

Top 10 things to do in america! Number 1: Leave.

YasmineE06092012

Lmfao

SoupSailor
You are not going to get shot in America. You’ve been reading too much sensationalist news.

And it isn’t racist either.

Remember, the goal of the news companies is to get you to read them so they can make more money. That means they’ll only post the most crazy stories. But those stories aren’t representative of what’s actually happening in average America.