How I Managed To Cripple the Entire Chess.com Community With Just ONE Post

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sndeww

sauce you're not gonna

no

IHaveTheSauce
B1ZMARK wrote:

sauce you're not gonna

no

I'm not gonna what

sndeww

no spamming boi

IHaveTheSauce
B1ZMARK wrote:

no spamming boi

I am asking a serious request. This is business boi

sndeww
IHaveTheSauce wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

no spamming boi

I am asking a serious request. This is business boi

if you say "boi" that already eliminates any ethos you had, if you had any to begin with

IHaveTheSauce
B1ZMARK wrote:
IHaveTheSauce wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

no spamming boi

I am asking a serious request. This is business boi

if you say "boi" that already eliminates any ethos you had, if you had any to begin with

But I didn't have any to begn with

2Ke21-0
IHaveTheSauce wrote:

Hey! I would like to contact you, the maker of this thread. I am the CEO of the #TrollLivesMatter protest! One of our fellow trolls reached out to me and told me that you were the most legendary troll on the site. I haven't heard of you (I haven't gotten to chapter two of the chess.com troll history book) but I would like to recruit you as an ally to our cause. We need to have a troll revolution. We need to fight this oppression. Please contact me if you are interested.

I am interested and wholeheartedly support this cause. We trolls shall prevail! (but only after you learn who I am)

IHaveTheSauce
2Ke21-0 wrote:
IHaveTheSauce wrote:

Hey! I would like to contact you, the maker of this thread. I am the CEO of the #TrollLivesMatter protest! One of our fellow trolls reached out to me and told me that you were the most legendary troll on the site. I haven't heard of you (I haven't gotten to chapter two of the chess.com troll history book) but I would like to recruit you as an ally to our cause. We need to have a troll revolution. We need to fight this oppression. Please contact me if you are interested.

I am interested and wholeheartedly support this cause. We trolls shall prevail! (but only after you learn who I am)

Hey! Thank you for contacting me! I'm grateful to know that you support the cause. In the meantime while I was waiting for you I finished chapter two of the history book! I must say I respect you very deeply. We will have a troll revolution!

2Ke21-0
IHaveTheSauce wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
IHaveTheSauce wrote:

Hey! I would like to contact you, the maker of this thread. I am the CEO of the #TrollLivesMatter protest! One of our fellow trolls reached out to me and told me that you were the most legendary troll on the site. I haven't heard of you (I haven't gotten to chapter two of the chess.com troll history book) but I would like to recruit you as an ally to our cause. We need to have a troll revolution. We need to fight this oppression. Please contact me if you are interested.

I am interested and wholeheartedly support this cause. We trolls shall prevail! (but only after you learn who I am)

Hey! Thank you for contacting me! I'm grateful to know that you support the cause. In the meantime while I was waiting for you I finished chapter two of the history book! I must say I respect you very deeply. We will have a troll revolution!

So, uh, how will the revolution work? 

IHaveTheSauce

The first phase of the revolution is raising awareness of the oppression of trolls. Try to raise as much awareness as possible

sndeww

Karl Marx would be proud of you guys, but I'm afraid I have to sit this one out.

IHaveTheSauce
B1ZMARK wrote:

Karl Marx would be proud of you guys, but I'm afraid I have to sit this one out.

wow yeah he would be proud of us. I mean the people of this community can't just discriminate against us and not expect violence

IHaveTheSauce
B1ZMARK wrote:

Karl Marx would be proud of you guys, but I'm afraid I have to sit this one out.

Fight me I know who karl marx is

IHaveTheSauce

I'm following in his footsteps

2Ke21-0
IHaveTheSauce wrote:

The first phase of the revolution is raising awareness of the oppression of trolls. Try to raise as much awareness as possible

Would it be appreciated if I posted a forum topic titled "Troll Lives Matter" and relayed the message that we trolls are not malicious in nature and deserve the same amount of respect as the general, kind member?

IHaveTheSauce
2Ke21-0 wrote:
IHaveTheSauce wrote:

The first phase of the revolution is raising awareness of the oppression of trolls. Try to raise as much awareness as possible

Would it be appreciated if I posted a forum topic titled "Troll Lives Matter" and relayed the message that we trolls are not malicious in nature and deserve the same amount of respect as the general, kind member?

Yes that would be very helpful to our cause.

TheHarbingerOfDoom
Going back to en passant.

I’m not the best player but was surprised when I managed to beat a player ranked in his 1500’s by using en passant. Or rather him not using it. It would appear he didn’t know the rule. Would have had me in check mate in a couple of moves. I almost resigned! Lol
Chinese_Person

Hey look another dead forum has been activated

2Ke21-0
Chinese_Person wrote:

Hey look another dead forum has been activated

The Bongcloud has never been dead!

Tja_05

Wait how are your blitz and bullet ratings identical