how to inherit all the money from my wealthy uncle?

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breezehappysquirrel
Pl give practical ideas 😼
BasixWhiteBoy
Well, there’s always the risk of a life sentence without parole. But I’ll be sure to cover everything up for you in court.
The_Honored_1_macho
Yea just let me in on the Moolah and I’ll help you cover everything up
breezehappysquirrel
😂😂
The_Honored_1_macho
Now downloading 15 ways to hide a body 👀
breezehappysquirrel

😂😂😭

breezehappysquirrel

You know something - my friend told me day before yesterday when we met - he had filthy rich grandparents and they created a trust for all the money to be distributed among their children (one of them is his mom) and their grandchildren. So his mom got tonnes and he got millions because he was their fav (he lives in Washington, and currently in india)

My grandparents aren’t that wealthy. But this my uncle is.

ever since I’m like this now

breezehappysquirrel

He’s an illustrator and I was mad at him because we have been friends for this long and he never told me this. And all he gifted for my birthday was a …… iPhone batterybackup!!

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Marry and divorce

breezehappysquirrel

I can’t marry my uncle! Can you instead?
breezehappysquirrel
We’ll take 50:50
RealTactics960

Marry their uncle?

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breezehappysquirrel wrote:
I can’t marry my uncle! Can you instead?

Sure but only if he's handsome.

breezehappysquirrel
He is!
L0TUSS12
Hire agent 47 to take him out.