Humanoid aliens in my backyard

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Avatar of I-AM-YOUR-GRANDPA

Dont get me wrong guys, I have nothing against foreigners and even less against green, slimy aliens, but when I recently cultivated my backyard I noticed that some extraterrestrials camp there at my cost. Should I just beg them to pay rent or should I denounce them for illegaly immigrating to our planet? What would you do?

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Well, humanoids are not aliens so your query is moot. A humanoid is created as a result of a male alien impregnates a female human. Don't ask me how I know that.

Do they have their "green" cards. hahaha

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Sexy-Sunshine wrote:

Dont get me wrong guys, I have nothing against foreigners and even less against green, slimy aliens, but when I recently cultivated my backyard I noticed that some extraterrestrials camp there at my cost. Should I just beg them to pay rent or should I denounce them for illegaly immigrating to our planet? What would you do?

 

I don't believe a word you are saying, I'm not that naive.  ha

Avatar of Pre_VizsIa

ofc, this is a joke. But if it wasn't? Contact the government/DoD. If you must act on your own, you should probably kill them all.

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lol Chicken, probably :D. They are beginning to eat my poor plants:/

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Timothy_P wrote:

ofc, this is a joke. But if it wasn't? Contact the government/DoD. If you must act on your own, you should probably kill them all.

If it's a joke, not nice.  Embarassed

Avatar of I-AM-YOUR-GRANDPA

No joke buddy

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The Men in Black have been notified. I have told them to get in contact. Expect a visit soon. 

Avatar of I-AM-YOUR-GRANDPA

Thank ya linux! Should I challenge them to a game of chess?

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Sexy-Sunshine wrote:

Thank ya linux! Should I challenge them to a game of chess?

No. Very smart. They have Elo ratings of 9999999999999999

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I'd try to communicate with them telepathically

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