i am evil

but i am not satan.

i am not decieved by your "kind" posts.

you see me as a competitior.

as i am.

Relishing in your own mediocrity?

medocrity is the high level of simpleness.

i am simple.

you are only mediocre.

shall we fight for the low level of nothingness ?

you will win.

um...

I know that cat you use as a profile pic. It's that cross eyed cat who's been in the news recently. Belarus. It's got it's own instagram and everything.

i am that i am.

( heard that before ? )

anyway, i may use other photos from time to time but then since i "am that i am" i appear differently to those who seek me.

( satan sometimes wears a short red skirt and sometimes she sits in the bottom of a bottle as a worm ).

cats like me are part of the crisis in california.

find us, put us on supertrains to alcatraz and go to sleep in peace.

we, meaning me in the royal "we" are really poor felines....like most felines.

I like cats

Of course you do

No 

Yes but only the last one of your line