I need to kill myself!

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LouLit

Put cricket in jar. Close lid tightly. Toss jar with cricket in the bin (or recyclables). Get on with your life.

Lord_Sky
ilikewindmills wrote:
To all of you reading this, 'myself' is the code name for someone who's name I cannot share due to naming and shaming policies. Myself is so annoying that I need to kill it.

Killing a person is not a good idea. But if you want to play chess in prison until you last breath, then kill that stupid moron. I know you are only joking. Before doing anything, think 100 times. Ask yourself.. "Am I a born-killer?" , If yourself says "Yes you are a born killer." Then think again 100 times and ask yourself the same question. Don't become a criminal. Enjoy life. Have a great day ahead!! Better to face a mirror if you are talking to yourself.

 

Just a friendly advice...

 

Cheers mate!!

Lord_Sky

Mungus14
Keek
ilikewindmills
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Lbjon
Um .... You guys should get together and do Monty Python skits! :)
Nkav
Lol