I played chess with Ernie. I played chess with Ernie on May 18th.

Ernie was my stuffed toy. 

I wished he would come alive. 

He was my best friend. 

Sometimes I played chess with him. 

I played chess with Ernie on May 18th.

At 12 pm I finished playing chess with Ernie.

I left Ernie on the bed. 

I went to the bathroom. 

I made a birthday wish. 

I wished Ernie would come alive.

I came back. 

My wish had come true. 

Ernie was alive. 

He was sitting on my bed.

And in his hand he held a scalpel. 

What are you smoking ?

There were two people lying on my bed in my famous picture. 

One was me. 

The other was my Ernie doll.

I asked what are u smoking .

I want to tell you the answer. 

But I cannot. 

My father will be angry with me if he finds out. 

Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) could not have been sitting on your bed. He was doing the Milk run.

@AussieRookie

Ernie is not a milkman.

Ernie is my stuffed toy from Sesame Street. 

I think he misses me too. 

You can see him and me together in the photo of me and him lying side by side on my bed on May 19th. Google it.