I remember the days when it was Simply “WoolenSock”
This forum is just chock full of losers and virgins
coping mechanisms as far as im concerned
personally i both agree and disagree with this, everyone knows that there is no point in arguing with a troll, but if it is fun/interesting to see what the troll does then of course go ahead and cross, i find trolls to be quite the amusing specimen of humans
Legends, fairytales, myths? No no…
Listen carefully. This legendary was said to roam the fields, hunting mice, protecting even the forums itself from harmful diseases. This hero was widely celebrated and respected.
Their name was WoolenSock. Legendary protector of the off topic forums. The people cherished their hero, worshipped WoolenSock even.
Listen Kittens…
evil’s ears listen in wait… in a faraway land the great mice king Theodore knew of WoolenSocks bravery. Being a rich and powerful king he had sent his soldiers to reign terror of the forums, and spread disease.
WoolenSock thwarted all attempts…
Theodore knew of WoolenSocks feats, and after much consideration, felt the need to destroy Wooly himself…
The mice king raged against the forums like a powerful tempest, his army behind him. WoolenSock stood to meet them.
The king towered over WoolenSock, his size was incomprehensible for a mouse.
WoolenSock saw the destruction that would come, and in one swift movement used
The claw of destruction
The technique sent the rat king crashing into the great sewers below the off topic forums, WoolenSock jumped in, the rat army followed…
Suddenly the ground covered up, as if the dirt had come to life and moved itself to cover the hole. Days passed, the forums prayed for WoolenSock to return safely.
Nothing and no one came…
The sewers were searched. Millions is mice along with the king had disappeared and so had Wooly.
Some say Wooly devoured them all and in doing so died. Some believe wooly lives.
Wherever WoolenSock might be, dead or alive, their sacrifice paved the way for cats around the forums, WoolenSock’s sacrifice should be honored…
I knew them personally, I fought with them… They were brave, kind, loyal, and never backed down from a fight.
This is Legend of WoolenSock
Before the 2…
Rackspace, The book of Feline—
we need a full book version of this
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