I think that aliens are watching my every move.

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TheNewJerseyGeneral
Bro what espio 😭
Iansicles

yippe

BasixWhiteBoy
Sobrukai wrote:

Try taking a shower

That was the whole joke. I'm happy you caught on.

BasixWhiteBoy
Espio-Yo wrote:

#1 Makes sense. Obviously the aliens are secretly in love with your and your swexiness, so they spy on you, in hopes you'll fall for them.
It's the only explanation o .o

It's nice that they're willing to sacrifice their lives for me. Too bad so many of them had to be killed by a pretty pink flyswatter.

RayDuqueIII

I think, same thing happened to me.

Ray Duque III, GMBD

0_DragonWarrior_0

lol look out. maybe this is only the first part of an invasoin.

SheepAndCircuses

Basix, umm, I think living in that pool is starting to affect your mind a bit.

BasixWhiteBoy
DragonWarrior2014 wrote:

lol look out. maybe this is only the first part of an invasoin.

I can't handle much more.

BasixWhiteBoy
Muffin_Soul wrote:

Basix, umm, I think living in that pool is starting to affect your mind a bit.

I use the water to splash at the flies.

Allan0818

Must be your swexyness.

BasixWhiteBoy

That was my theory. Or that I'm being recorded for a TV show.

Winston1234e

The Truman Show 2.0

BasixWhiteBoy

I'm happy that my life is so exciting that I'm being watched from around the universe.

QueenNinja35
Don’t worry about it! W-they won’t hurt you!
BasixWhiteBoy

They're hurting my sanity and sleep.

AnishAce1

Become an alien

AnishAce1

But I don't think they're real tho

BasixWhiteBoy
AnishAce1 wrote:

Become an alien

I don't have that kind of money for face paint and the costume.

QueenNinja35
I promise it’s fine, you will see sleep and stress pills in abundance tomorrow! Don’t ask me how I know this!
BasixWhiteBoy

Are you allowed to prescribe that?