I think that aliens are watching my every move.


#1 Makes sense. Obviously the aliens are secretly in love with your and your swexiness, so they spy on you, in hopes you'll fall for them.
It's the only explanation o .o
It's nice that they're willing to sacrifice their lives for me. Too bad so many of them had to be killed by a pretty pink flyswatter.

lol look out. maybe this is only the first part of an invasoin.
I can't handle much more.

Basix, umm, I think living in that pool is starting to affect your mind a bit.
I use the water to splash at the flies.