I will become chess.com’s newest moderator

Having been a much loved yet long persecuted (and muted) member of chess.com I feel I am the perfect candidate for moderator

Feel free to post messages of support and congratulations (in advance) here

Not on my watch.

Despite initial setbacks I push on

Good advice: push on!

You haven't been a member long enough and staff looks at the member's history. So, if you have been muted a lot, it is very unlikely to happen.

Time is relative to the speed of light so if you factor in the E=mc2 md5# dynamic I actually have been long enough, especially including the time I had my last account before it was closed for abuse.

Well, that doesn't bode well for you and your endeavors.

It was a joke.  Guess having no sense of humour is another requirement?

Jokes are subjective and a history of posting can influence how a specific statement is taken, blurring the lines between satire and reality

Well despite all the haters, at least someone realised my potential.

However I can’t be arsed to answer all his questions so will put my moderator application on hold (for now at least)

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This is the most useful contribution thus far. Congratulations

Just glancing through your recent posts, if I were a staff member I wouldn't even be considering your application.

If only my aunt had bollocks she’d be my uncle...

then again, it could be a strap on. anyway, you might succeed eventually, endeavor to persevere