I wonder.

Dearest Administrator                                                                                                                                          

Thank you for for writing in your carefully-wrought , gnarled style, giving meaning to the bizarre and terrifying, it throbbed with uncanny and haunting power.Your facility is only 2 star ,never considered.

  Yours Affectionately ,Cortex the Killer……………(Cortez)

Dear Mr. Shadowcat,

We would like to apologize for the terse way you were notified by our Administrator, Salami On Rye, who told you that you were being refused access to our facility.

When we reject an applicant, we send a representative from our facility to personally console them and offer Lysergic Acid Diethylamide to help them come to grips with their rejection.

As for your alter ego "Cortex the Killer", we believe you may have meant to write "Cortez the Killer" (just sayin').

If we can be of further assitance to you please let us know.

Mister Rye has been put on administrative leave for 3 weeks without pay.

We hope you're happy now.

Yours in mental health,

Lucky Andy Grimm (Director of personnel)

There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding them is mandatory.

A Muppet!!!!!!!

Mister Shadowcat,

I wanted you to know that our former Administrator Salami On Rye has been terminated. It was a very painful death for him. 

I hope this news gives you some measure of comfort and closure in regards to your ill-treatment at our facility.

Be Seeing You,

Lucky Andy Grimm (Director of personnel)

Do you perhaps have  sample boxs of opiates?   

Now I'm going to count to three 
And you'll be following me 
I'll show you through a door you've never been through before 
But you'll be there 

I want it painted black.

Black as night

Black as coal

Where it's dark as a dungeon and damp as the dew

OOooo I know that place very well...

Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little ghouls with bad intent?

There is no reason to shout .....little ghouls with bad intent?

If Ian shouted then I'm going to shout also! 

Those ghouls don't look little.

Easy to avoid little ghouls with bad intent..remain calm...anger is your enemy...

The Nazi is the enemy!

We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

Your allowed back into LadyJanes thread ...if your interested ..and remember your bedtime..

"neither cast your pearls before the pigs, lest perhaps they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces."

"Never throw your Walmart pearls at police officers eating donuts." 

It has been noticed that you have started to spew antiquated religious jargon, your medication dosage will have to be reviewed,please make an appointment immediately or the proper authorities will be informed.  

 I've been threatened with drug treatments before. You should consider another method and/or get a new writer.

Make a wish...