I'm bored.

I have nothing to do here but play chess. You can challenge me if you want. I'm up for any type of game. OH, I'm so bored.

Something random, Im complete all Death park mode's ajaj

I would challenge you but I think we know the outcome so I don't think there's a point

well if someone is near my rating, they can challenge me in blitz/bullet

I'll play you

you might be a little too strong for me but we could still play...

ok let's do unrated

I invited you

wait I went offline for a bit and I see that you sent me a daily challenge, can you do bullet?

oh sorry I will do bullet

This is totally unheard of on a chess site. I would have expected a virtual swimming pool or something.