Important life and chess advice - Chess Forums - Page 2

DefenderPug2

Oct 13, 2021

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#21

Toad1258 wrote:

I have a question. how do you beat up your opponent when you are playing online.

Find their location using triangulation and tracking where the connection is coming from.

duntcare

Oct 13, 2021

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#22

royalknight101 wrote:

darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

holding firearms concealed or unconcealed depends on state laws

it can also be hgihly illegal

duntcare

Oct 13, 2021

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#23

trash ish gun

m18 + tech-9

orbez

main is either as val or vss or a pgm hecate 2

x-5999042701

Oct 13, 2021

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#24

darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice:

1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it

2. always chew your lolipop as loud as you can, never ever suck it

3. make sure you become immortal before you die or else you will regret it

4. always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

5. be the first one to jump from a rocket in space while eating candy

now for the chess advice:

1. never ever hesitate to sacrifice your king for a piece when in need

2. make sure to always chuck your opponent's king across the room and yell "HAHA I WIN YOU LOSE"

3. play the bongcloud

4. throw up on your opponent's pieces whenever you're on the verge of losing

5. always make sure to slap your opponent's face in the middle of game and while he's bleeding, make sure to steal his king.

This man on jaw just said projectile vomit as way to combat losing. GENIUS!!!

Woollensock2

Oct 14, 2021

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#25

Sigh 😔

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#26

Big_dealdown wrote:

darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice:

1. whenever you feel like chucking your sofa across the room, make sure someone is recording it

2. always chew your lolipop as loud as you can, never ever suck it

3. make sure you become immortal before you die or else you will regret it

4. always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

5. be the first one to jump from a rocket in space while eating candy

now for the chess advice:

1. never ever hesitate to sacrifice your king for a piece when in need

2. make sure to always chuck your opponent's king across the room and yell "HAHA I WIN YOU LOSE"

3. play the bongcloud

4. throw up on your opponent's pieces whenever you're on the verge of losing

5. always make sure to slap your opponent's face in the middle of game and while he's bleeding, make sure to steal his king.

This man on jaw just said projectile vomit as way to combat losing. GENIUS!!!

ikr

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#27

royalknight101 wrote:

darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

is carrying a knife and gun even allowed where you live?

SpringWonder

Oct 14, 2021

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#28

Ooooo

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#29

royalknight101 wrote:

duntcare wrote:

royalknight101 wrote:

darkbrah7654 wrote:

life advice: always carry a gun and knife with you, just in case

on a serious note, this is a very important one as the world is a mess full of creeps, pervs, maniacs, and psychos so you never know whats going to come next. its better to just be safe in case of a incident or emergency as this decision in a physical altercation might just end up saving you and your life inches from a place that may as well be your gravestone.

holding firearms concealed or unconcealed depends on state laws

it can also be hgihly illegal

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

oh

OranegJuice

Oct 14, 2021

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#30

royalknight101 wrote:

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

you're

OranegJuice

Oct 14, 2021

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#31

royalknight101 wrote:

OranegJuice wrote:

royalknight101 wrote:

not unless you have a license and some safety verification that your allowed to keep one

you're

its the internet buddy

it's

OranegJuice

Oct 14, 2021

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#32

"and" is "DNA" spelled backwards and in all lowercase letters

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#33

start heeding my insane life and chess advice guys

jaro488

Oct 14, 2021

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#34

Or deoxyribonucleic acid

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#35

jaro488 wrote:

Or deoxyribonucleic acid

are ya'l scientists or what

WowThisIsWeird

Oct 14, 2021

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#36

Yes this is so useful

Darkbrah the wise

assassin3752

Oct 14, 2021

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#37

WowThisIsWeird wrote:

Yes this is so useful

Darkbrah the wise

wowy is spitting facts now

ninjaswat

Oct 14, 2021

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#38

darkbrah7654 wrote:

jaro488 wrote:

Or deoxyribonucleic acid

are ya'l scientists or what

Maybe-

No I'm not a scientist-

DefenderPug2

Oct 14, 2021

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#39

I learned this in 7th or 8th grade

snow

Oct 16, 2021

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#40

DefenderPug2 wrote:

I learned this in 7th or 8th grade

I learned this in 7th I think when we were doing our unit on biology