I'll buy some scratch tickets and start stocking up!

Must be bad for your brain trawling google for beer pictures. Is that you in the Santa costume with a red light sticking out of your head?
I wonder if congressional gridlock might scuttle our effort to get a National Science Foundation grant for this important work?
Sould we ask for beer or hard liquor?
Easy question! -- "both!" We'll just have Three experimental groups: one for blitz chess, one for beer, and one for hard liquor. The control group will just watch a 5 hour film of the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. No, wait. That would be a Fourth experimental group ... so now I have a new hypothesis: subjects in Group Four will experience the most brain rot.
Feelings of alienation and generally being overwhelmed can occur.
That has to be the worlds smallest bird, like 1/4" tall.
Must be bad for your brain trawling google for beer pictures. Is that you in the Santa costume with a red light sticking out of your head?
Googling beer is bad? Staff, kick this guy!
Great song!! I remember those little 45's -- they were all we had to listen to when we were kids, but we liked 'em. Our parents all had big hi-fi's and we just had these teeny-tiny record players -- but we Liked 'em! And all of our itsy-bitsy records had "B" sides that were never as good as the "A" sides, but -- well, I didn't really like that part. So I stopped buying tiny records and started playing chess, because I thought chess would be good for my brain, but now I wonder if my chess games really Are good for my brain or do I play 'em just because I Like 'em? (See how I brought that back around to the topic? I like it when I do that.
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Chess does stop you from having a dieseise for old people that makes you lose your memory.
I've Heard of that!! It's a disease that makes you .....
Chess does stop you from having a dieseise for old people that makes you lose your memory.
Seriously, you're right! There really IS a disease like that! And people that have it have Lots of trouble ... with .....
Chess does stop you from having a dieseise for old people that makes you lose your memory.
Really? There's a disease that does that? Oh, you were just joking, weren't you ... seriously, there's no disease that does that ... is there?
Chess does stop you from having a dieseise for old people that makes you lose your memory.
Seriously, you're right! There really IS a disease like that! And people that have it have Lots of trouble ... with .....
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Regret American politics is impenetrable from this side of the pond. A Lottery Grant would be the way to go here. Beer for me.