I think you went a bit too far with this one mate.
IS HOOMUNS CALL EACH OTHER "DADDY" WHEN LOVE-MAKE, CONFUSE THE JOHN BEAR


I think you went a bit too far with this one mate.
HOW DID THE JOHN BEAR GO TOO FAR?? IS HOOMUNS DOING IT IN TENTS WITH MOAN "DADDY"??
IS *JOHN BEAR* THE ONE WONDERING *WHY* AND ASKING HOOMUNS WHY??? HOW COME THE JOHN BEAR GO TOO FAR?? JOHN BEAR DID NOTHING.
POOR, INNOCENT, SWEET, DELICATE, PURE JOHN BEAR. HOW MY HEART ACHES N' SHAKES FOR THE JOHN BEAR COUNTRY THAT IS JOHN BEAR


IF YOU RUFFLE MY HEAD WITH PALM HAIR GOES STATIC JOHN BEAR STYLE
ME TAKE BIG PAW BIG CLAW BIG GOOD SCRATCH ON TOP YOUR HEAD, GIVE RUFFLES TAKE RUFFFLES
STATIC HAIR A POINTING TO THE SKY TO THE STARS JOHN BEAR STYLE
NOV_EL YOU GOOD FRIEND TO JOHN BEAR.
I HEREBY GRANT YOU
*SPRINKLES RUFFLES ON HEAD OF HOOMUN*
I HEREBY GRANT YOU THE JOHN BEAR PROTECTION.
WHEN SEE WILD CAT, BEAR, COUGAR, MOUNTAIN LION, DANGEROUS HOOMUN, DANGEROUS MOOSE
SAY "THE JOHN BEAR PROTECTION" AND JOHN BEAR WILL STORM FROM SHADOWS AND MOUNTAINS TO STOMP ANY CROCODILIANS THAT MAY HARM THEE. WILL ONLY WORK IN REAL DANGER HOOMUN.
AND YOU GET 3.
IS HOOMUNS, LOVE-MAKE
INTIMIATE SESSIONS
"DADDY!!"
"DADDY"??
CONFUSE THE JOHN BEAR WHEN SOUNDS ERUPT FROM NEARBY TENT WHEN JOHN BEAR SNEAK BY CAMP FIRE, EAT SMORES ON FLOORS, HEAR HOOMUNS DO "ROUGH STUFF" IN NEARBY TENT.
JOHN BEAR HEAR WOMAN GROAN "DADDY" MOAN N GROAN, GOOD STYLE.
JOHN BEAR CONFUSED BY HOOMUNS?? IS DADDY LOVE-MAKE?? OK HOOMUNS MAYBE NO MAKE LOVE TO "DADDY"?? HAVE LESS MENTAL PROBLEMS??? TAKE FROM JOHN BEAR.
MENTAL HEALTH MOST IMPORTANT FOR HOOMUNS