Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Mayonnaise

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Tu eres una vergüenza a los Spider-Men
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Usted ere un oto

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Like jo mama
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🥶
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Sorry zesty
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Id better leave before I go back to my old ways
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What are your old ways?
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You don't want to know
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But you got a glimpse of them right now
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Your "old ways" would land you underground...about 6 feet

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No comment
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Or they would land you in a mental ward because you won't be able to handle the heat
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Yk when the mayo is squirting out and it makes that farting sound? Boom! Its a new instrument
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Exactly