i’ve been online on chess a lot. because i spent most of my time looking at chess forums.

Do you think your rating of 423 has room for improvement? Or is that your hotel number?

1. Honestly, idk

2. I’m not in a hotel rn...

And I’m not quite sure if these things are meant to be taken literal and serious or idiomatic and funny

Probably the latter.

Okay.

I spend my time online in chess listening to Russian doggo while playing the Jewish opening and shipping two other members on this site

when I listen to russian doggo music I feel powerful

https://soundcloud.com/gyweribfldshk/terminite-firepower

(artist's name is actually "teminite" but results don't give the doggo)

woof 

Rawr nvm I apologize 

@41-Obrez I know this is a weird question, but how do you ship two people in this site if they don’t know each other and don’t want to be shipped? xD 

like this @SNUDOO

pew pew

poor man is being spam shipped with @art0farcane

y i k e s