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BISHOP_e3
Jul 23, 2020
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#801
plz delete that
toge you know how it feels. Golden popped your finger up remember
okay but some people feel worse when som things happen I am reporting him/her
please delete the mushroom pic Nc3
nc3 delete it please
A few years back Air force 1 crashed with the President and all his staff onboard. It tuck about on hour for the secret service to find the crash site. When they found it all they saw was a farmer plowing a field. So they ask the farmer what happened did he see the Presidents plane crash? The farmer said sure I seen it bodies everywhere, so I dug a deep hole and buried them all. So the Secret Service said well then the President must be dead. The farmer said the president keap saying he was not dead yet but you know what a liar he was.
I remember reading in the news about a four foot telepathic thief who busted out of a maximum security prison in broad daylight under mysterious circumstances. The front page was splashed with pictures of a rope made of bed sheets trailing down a cliff face and the words ‘small medium at large!’, which I thought was a little con descending.