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An African American wanted to learn English. He worked for a candy shop and learned “ because he stole my lollipop!” Then he worked for a engineering shop. He learned” start it up” and “yes sir!” Then he worked for a restaurant, and he learned “forks and knives!” A police officer walked up to his door and said “did you murder this man?” The African American said”yes sir!” The police asked”what did you murder him with?” The African American said” forks and knives!” The police asked “why did you murder him?” “ because he stole my lollipop!” The officer said “your going to the jail of eternity!” In the police car, the African American said” start it up!” :D
Hope y’all like it!!!
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Non funny joke: what has a mouth but doesn’t eat, it always runs and never walks, it has a bed but doesn’t sleep. What is it?????
Hi you might have new recruits coming😉😉😉
A river
lol
Check out the one before it!(the river joke is”it”)
I have another funny joke but it’s too long☹️
how do you know if it is funny when others have not seen it?
Sorry I beg your pardon???
Oh wait because one of my friends had to go #2 and #1 at the same time :D
no begging in this forum
Okay you’re getting off the track more jokes coming in!
Whahhhhhhh?
What makes a cardboard box lighter???
Okay,so wat
A lighter and a card board box
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS COME IN AFTER ME!?!?!?