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It's a woman.
ivandh wrote:
It's a woman.
no extra smart answer?
Fine, it's his unicycle-juggling Estonian mistress. Who is a woman and not a man.
ivandh wrote:
It's a woman.
yes it could be.
ivandh wrote:
Fine, it's his unicycle-juggling Estonian mistress. Who is a woman and not a man.
still not as smart as i expected
Can't please everyone.
Even if you are an Estonian unicycle-juggler.
ivandh wrote:
It's a woman.
It could one of the Monkeys playing chess in the universe.
ivandh wrote:
It's a woman.
yep
heres a joke:I think nascar is dumb. you know why? its just a bunch of grown men going 190 mph... IN A CIRCLE!!!!!!! I mean, whats fun about watchiing it? "oooooooh, theyre making a left turn! theyre making another left turn... another left turn! I wonder whats going to happen next!?" yes, i found this oon youtube and tv
a joke?! not a riddle? *gasp*:P
chessgdt wrote:
heres a joke:I think nascar is dumb. you know why? its just a bunch of grown men going 190 mph... IN A CIRCLE!!!!!!! I mean, whats fun about watchiing it? "oooooooh, theyre making a left turn! theyre making another left turn... another left turn! I wonder whats going to happen next!?" yes, i found this oon youtube and tv
I agree, now if they made right turns I would instantly be a fan.
lol
new riddle: what walks on 4 legs in da mornin, 2 in da afternoon, and 3 in da evening?
EDIT: Damn that was longer than I thought it would be.
Reminds me of a joke about fishing, which I think is boring but apparently requires the occasional flash of cleverness.
A guy hauled two very nice bass out of the stream that day, and with the fish safely in his cooler he got in his truck and started to pull away from his fishing spot. Just as he turned the corner, there was the park ranger, who stopped him on seeing the rods poking prominently out the back, and found the two fish that the fella had been so proud of a moment ago. But he thought up a way to get off the hook himself.
He said to the ranger, 'I didn't catch these here fish, they's my pets.'
'Oh, really,' said the ranger, 'do go on....'
'Y'see, I take em out once ever' week to go swimmin. They flop around for a few minutes, and I call em back and they hop right back in this here cooler.'
'Well, I'd like to see that,' said the ranger, sure of his catch and happy to watch him try to wriggle his way out of it.
The fellow backed his truck up, took out the cooler, and dumped the fish into the water. The ranger kept an eye on his watch with a grim smile. Finally he said, 'alright, call em back. Your fish have had plenty of time and I don't see why they wouldn't want to come back to you.'
But the fisherman turned slowly, and struck with these words:
'What fish?'
Riddle-My girlfriend once asked me to kiss her where it smelt, where did I kiss her?
another: why did the chicken cross the road? this is different fyi
winerkleiner wrote:
Riddle-My girlfriend once asked me to kiss her where it smelt, where did I kiss her?
In Jersey.
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