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HessianWarrior
chessgdt wrote:
thezenofchess wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road.

Because there was a KFC on his side.

no, because he pause felt pause pause like pause it. why did the the chicken cross the road? you see where im going? you will never get the correct answer because i can fit in as many pauses as i want anywhere:)

Are you sure you know what you're talking about? (no pauses)

chessgdt

what do you mean?

ivandh

What he means is that he would like to see some credentials that you are a certified chicken psychologist.

Pre_VizsIa
chessgdt wrote:

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.

He had the hiccups

ivandh

No, he had sea urchins. Pay attention.

Crazychessplaya

Rookkeeper as in one who takes care of the birds (rooks):

HessianWarrior
Crazychessplaya wrote:

Rookkeeper as in one who takes care of the birds (rooks):


He might have you on that one chessgdt.

chessgdt

look it up, it isnt there. there is rookery though. and it is not the solution i am looking for.

chessgdt

otherwise it is two words:rook keeper

killergirl101

just tell

chessgdt

everyone give up?

killergirl101

Y.E.S.

ivandh

I'm not flipping through any dictionaries.

chessgdt

fine. it is woollen(w is double u!)

chessgdt

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has "T" in it?

Maxx_Dragon

Which word has the greatest number of definitions in the English language?  >:[

HessianWarrior
chessgdt wrote:

fine. it is woollen(w is double u!)


That one is outright bogus.

Hahnda

teapot

blackrabbitto

Good answer Cool

blackrabbitto

German Chess Terms

Zwischenzug     "between move" (whatever that means)

Zugzwang         zwischen ein rock und ein Hardtplatz

Einfahrt            you let one go to distract your opponent

Zweifahrt         similar, only twice as good

Ausfahrt          where is the exit? I need some fresh air!

Hausfahrt        tends not to go down well with 'er indoors

Mausfahrt        a little one which she lets slip "by accident"