jokes riddels gags

HessianWarrior
killergirl101 wrote:

doggy eater

Not me, it's just a riddle.

winerkleiner

The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:

The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

winerkleiner
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

Lol thanks, your turn...

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

Lol thanks, your turn...

I already gave an answer that might be plausible.

killergirl101

TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

chessgdt
HessianWarrior wrote:
chessgdt wrote:

a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?

His owner was hungry and desperate.

no

chessgdt
winerkleiner wrote:

The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

no

chessgdt
killergirl101 wrote:

TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

Why should I? Others are still trying to come up with an answer, so only when everyone else gives up will I give the answer.

killergirl101

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Hahnda

he died of old age

chessgdt

no. You guys should stop guessing and start asking questions like" Did he die from natural causes?"

winerkleiner

Did he die from exposure?

HessianWarrior

Did he die from violence?

chessgdt

exposure to what and no

winerkleiner

Did someone step on his hot dog?

chessgdt
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

HessianWarrior
HessianWarrior wrote:

Did he die from violence?

Is there an answer to that?

chessgdt

i said no to that in post 116

HessianWarrior
chessgdt wrote:

i said no to that in post 116

Didn't realize it was a two part answer?