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  • #101
    killergirl101 wrote:

    doggy eater

    Not me, it's just a riddle.

  • #102

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

  • #103
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

  • #104
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

    Lol thanks, your turn...

  • #105
    winerkleiner wrote:
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.

    Lol thanks, your turn...

    I already gave an answer that might be plausible.

  • #106

    TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

  • #107
    HessianWarrior wrote:
    chessgdt wrote:

    a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?

    His owner was hungry and desperate.

    no

  • #108
    winerkleiner wrote:

    The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.

    no

  • #109
    killergirl101 wrote:

    TELL.ME.THE.ANSWER.RIGHT.NOW.CHESSGT......

    Why should I? Others are still trying to come up with an answer, so only when everyone else gives up will I give the answer.

  • #110

    ............................

  • #111

    he died of old age

  • #112

    no. You guys should stop guessing and start asking questions like" Did he die from natural causes?"

  • #113

    Did he die from exposure?

  • #114

    Did he die from violence?

  • #115

    exposure to what and no

  • #116

    Did someone step on his hot dog?

  • #117
    winerkleiner wrote:

    Did someone step on his hot dog?

    what the heck?

  • #118
    HessianWarrior wrote:

    Did he die from violence?

    Is there an answer to that?

  • #119

    i said no to that in post 116

  • #120
    chessgdt wrote:

    i said no to that in post 116

    Didn't realize it was a two part answer?

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