Not me, it's just a riddle.
The cold made the dog develope lockjaw and while howling at the moon, his neck also locked forcing the snow to enter and melt and the water choked him, the rest is history.
You really forced yourself to try and be funny on that one Wiener.
Lol thanks, your turn...
I already gave an answer that might be plausible.
a dog is dead next to a fire in the woods during the winter and it is snowing. how did he die?
His owner was hungry and desperate.
Why should I? Others are still trying to come up with an answer, so only when everyone else gives up will I give the answer.
he died of old age
no. You guys should stop guessing and start asking questions like" Did he die from natural causes?"
Did he die from exposure?
Did he die from violence?
exposure to what and no
Did someone step on his hot dog?
what the heck?
Is there an answer to that?
i said no to that in post 116
Didn't realize it was a two part answer?