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winerkleiner
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

HessianWarrior
winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

Wiener is blabbing without any thought, he just likes to make a fool of himself.

winerkleiner
HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

Wiener is blabbing without any thought, he just likes to make a fool of himself.

Wrong again, all are plausibe scenarios.

HessianWarrior

"The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?"

Only a half wit would think that's the answer.

winerkleiner

Lol

winerkleiner

Don't get this forum locked warhead

HessianWarrior

I didn't say you were a half wit Weiner, I said that only a half wit would think that's the answer.

killergirl101

does everone give up?

killergirl101

cause i want the answer. bad.

HessianWarrior
chessgdt wrote:

exposure to what and no

That may be where to start.

ivandh
killergirl101 wrote:

cause i want the answer. bad.

I guess trying is out of the question.

chessgdt
winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

no

chessgdt

ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

killergirl101
ivandh wrote:
killergirl101 wrote:

cause i want the answer. bad.

I guess trying is out of the question.

well i guess we mere moratls cant think as well as u huh,urchin-stung-him-on-the-thigh?

DaveOakRidges

Hiccups....

msjenned
chessgdt wrote:

ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

any more clue

thezenofchess
DaveOakRidges wrote:

Hiccups....

I already posted the answer to that riddle, back in post #70. This is a different riddle.

thezenofchess
chessgdt wrote:

ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

Brandy, which bursts into flames killing the dog. ??

blackrabbitto

He succumbed to a festering boil.

blackrabbitto

A Yorkshireman comes home from work to find his wife ill on the settee (monthly problems).

"Ee you'll ave to git doctor Jim, I'm reight badly."

So he duly rings doctor explaining the problem 

to which the doctor asks "Has she got the coil in?"

Mortified, her husband says

 

"Nay! doctor, give 'er a chance, she 'asn't even done th'washing up yet!"