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chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

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winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

Wiener is blabbing without any thought, he just likes to make a fool of himself.

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HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

Wiener is blabbing without any thought, he just likes to make a fool of himself.

Wrong again, all are plausibe scenarios.

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"The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?"

Only a half wit would think that's the answer.

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Lol

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Don't get this forum locked warhead

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I didn't say you were a half wit Weiner, I said that only a half wit would think that's the answer.

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does everone give up?

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cause i want the answer. bad.

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chessgdt wrote:

exposure to what and no

That may be where to start.

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killergirl101 wrote:

cause i want the answer. bad.

I guess trying is out of the question.

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winerkleiner wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Did someone step on his hot dog?

what the heck?

The fire cooked him and then someone stepped on him?

or he found a fire, curled up to the side of it, fell asleep and drowned

no

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ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

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ivandh wrote:
killergirl101 wrote:

cause i want the answer. bad.

I guess trying is out of the question.

well i guess we mere moratls cant think as well as u huh,urchin-stung-him-on-the-thigh?

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Hiccups....

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chessgdt wrote:

ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

any more clue

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DaveOakRidges wrote:

Hiccups....

I already posted the answer to that riddle, back in post #70. This is a different riddle.

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chessgdt wrote:

ill give you a hint. it involves what the dog has onn his neck.

Brandy, which bursts into flames killing the dog. ??

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He succumbed to a festering boil.

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A Yorkshireman comes home from work to find his wife ill on the settee (monthly problems).

"Ee you'll ave to git doctor Jim, I'm reight badly."

So he duly rings doctor explaining the problem 

to which the doctor asks "Has she got the coil in?"

Mortified, her husband says

 

"Nay! doctor, give 'er a chance, she 'asn't even done th'washing up yet!"