Just to say...

I'll spruce myself up and get down there

M25 is the quickest root.

Will low bridges be a problem?

If they are you can use the trunk roads.

Ok, I dont want to be a sap

I would walk but I've got a corn on my toe.

You should get that treeted.

That old chestnut

Hi Cath724..........You just logged on?

Life's a birch then you burn...

Make sure you dont get axed

Hammy.........If you go on the motorway be sure to stop for rest.

You're firred!

I wont lumber, jack will see to it

I thought I understand some English until I found this thread!

If you can't stop at the motorway services you should take a pee can.

Willow's having a right strop about that!

Autumn leaves us a bit crazy.

Cashew! Bless me

My bark is worse than my bite...