Just to say...

My granny, smith, will vouch for me

Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch

Kyle is a labrador pup?

Yes

Ok. The birch is back! 

Tesco was really busy. Couldn't see the wood for the trees.

Wood chips make you fat? 

I'm stumped now. 

Bravo kyak, but the puns had moved on to apples

OK. I crumble. 

Scraping the barrel now

You guys are hard core. 

I'll not invite you to the Christmas Gala.

Eve's pudding up the decorations. 

The gala apple gala?

Is she pie-eyed?

This thread is golden, delicious puns

kayak21 wrote:

Crushed to pulp.

Pulpofeira crushed! OH MY GOD!

Yes he crushed his plums falling down the apples and pears! 

Yes he crushed his plums falling down the apples and pears! 

Twice!