King of the hill

CRACKS IN MY SUIT!!!!!

omg...

if there were cracks the astronauts would have died

While you guys are talking about whatever you're talking about, I take the hill.

im in space your new cells suffocate and die I to to the hill and suffocate your other cells the hills mine

I was on earth the whole time

I fly back to the hill and while you're not looking I cut off your hands and use them as maracas while I dance around watching you die from blood loss.

I had a clone of myself at the house, I make a robot that teleports superman to another universe where he ends up in prison 

I like the idea exnos.

While you're making your tea...
I write (yes handwrite) a treaty to share the hill equally.

I sign my name on the paper and hand it to each of you.

But I made a treaty ;-;

But the missle was really a cake!

OMG SAME I HATE CAKE

I hate anything sweet in general. 

Like I can eat sweet stuff but if its too much then ugh.

I'm always in the corner crying ;u;

I'm just fine