King of the Hill REVAMPED

hitthepin
Ok, I have no idea how this will go. But it’s worth a shot!

You of the old guard on chess.com probably know this popular game that was once, and technically still is, one of the biggest threads on chess.com.

You of the new generation: well, if you didn’t know about this, you were missing out!

That thread has unfortunately outlived its use. So I’m going to try and do it again.

Rules of the game: There is a hill that exists. For unknown reasons, everyone wants own the hill and be King of it, the “King of the Hill”. Your objective is to beat out everyone and become the one true King for as long as you can!

1. Don’t copy other people and their ideas. That’s lame, and boring.

2. If someone else sets up defenses, do your best to destroy them. Because destroying things is fun.

I’ll start just as the original thread did. I run up and take the hill.
DMark4
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cottonsock
I run up the hill, and push you off ..........the hill is mine !
hitthepin

I use my gun to shoot you. Now that you are dead I retake the hill.

hitthepin
DMark4 wrote:
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Don’t judge, OK? 

DMark4
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MagikKnight21
could u add "cementing people to the ground is not allowed" to the rules

*death glares at mark*
DMark4
Im bush camping...in a bush.
DMark4
No cement is my patented strategy you cannot take that away.
hitthepin
#7 If I need to. I will.
#8 How does that help you take the hill?
DMark4
Im surveying and waiting until others die.
cottonsock
You can’t kill me , cos I’ve got nine lives, so I take out my gun
and shoot you ! .... the hill is still mine .
hitthepin

I kill you eight more times. Then I take the hill.

DMark4
Would you mind explaining how exactly you kill those 8 lives?
MagikKnight21
bruh ur cement was so annoying last time lmao
hitthepin
#14 No, I don’t. I do it the exact same way I do it with one life, but respected over multiple times each time he comes back.
cottonsock
Unfortunately for you , I had my bulletproof vest on , I’m still
alive , and the hill is still mine 😤
hitthepin

I take off your vest forcefully. Then I kill you right more times.

eryxc

I intervene and call Prestonplayz to beat you at minecraft parkour. Then I win and take the hill and make a parkour course as the only way to get up the hill!!

 

#rektnubs

FlashyFerrari

I RKO you with a tire.

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