King of the Hill REVAMPED

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hitthepin
Then you wake up from your dream, and see that I am in fact the King with Chuck Norriss.
eryxc
hitthepin wrote:
As the OP, I unlock the comments and enlist Chuck Norris to help me. He completes the parkour, gets into the hill, and claims it for me.

Then I kill Chuck Norris and enlist Voldemort to kill you

Lorgish

Hitthepin was not a ferem fection memeber he cannot revivz this 

eryxc
Lorgish wrote:

Hitthepin was not a ferem fection memeber he cannot revivz this 

Oh hi Lorgish

hitthepin
I don’t understand what you’re saying.
hitthepin
#29 I use Harry Potter to kill Voldemort and retake the hill.
MagikKnight21
hitthepin wrote:
I don’t understand what you’re saying.

u werent apart of the forum faction

so logan here doesnt think u can revive this trend

hitthepin
Well I can still try
DMark4
Y’all aren’t even playing correctly.
Lorgish

NO YOU CAN'T MORTAL YOU HAVE NOT ASCENDED!!!! YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHO SACCY IS

Lorgish
MagikKnight21 wrote:
hitthepin wrote:
I don’t understand what you’re saying.

u werent apart of the forum faction

so logan here doesnt think u can revive this trend

thank you for translating from god tongue

MagikKnight21

sacsac: forgotten legend #67382058531

DMark4
When I clicked that my phone started calling the number o.O
MagikKnight21

lmao

hitthepin
#36 Then teach me
#37 Yes, I know. That’s why you’re here.
hitthepin
So I still have the Hill yay
DMark4
Look at comment 12. He clearly states he shot you with a gun yet the next comment you blatantly ignore that and shoot him 8 more times. You have to counter what they say directly before you attack. Also “dropping neutron bombs” is very unrealistic.
hitthepin
DMark4 wrote:
Look at comment 12. He clearly states he shot you with a gun yet the next comment you blatantly ignore that and shoot him 8 more times. You have to counter what they say directly before you attack. Also “dropping neutron bombs” is very unrealistic.

He did shoot me. I noticed that. In fact, I spent weeks in the hospital recovering. But it didn’t say he killed me. Also, don’t complain about being realistic, the OG thread was not exactly realistic either.

hitthepin
Look, if you’re just going to be a critic and not contribute, you don’t have to be here. I’m trying to make a fun thing for everyone.
DMark4
You literally said in comment 42 to “teach you.”

You didn’t say you spent weeks in the hospital. You said you shot him 8 more times.