I am a lemur. I don't typically eat cats. But once, a cat attacked me so I had to eat him.
KITTY KATS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 12, 2020
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My cat Cheetah ate the sash of my sister's bath-robe, It passed completely through her digestive tract. We had to hold our noses and pull a half-a-meter of slimy cord out of my cat's butt.
Cheetah, you crazy little bint...
...yea ummmmm, I can help you though.....
I ate foxes a couple times, because 1. Don’t trust foxes 2. It stole my pebble, I don’t think I’m ever going to get that shiny rock again. Surprisingly for my domesticated family tree history of dogs, I eat mammals, including bison, giraffes, elephants, foxes, lem...., ostriches, sometimes sharks, llam..., cars, etc
I can help the cats
My eyes and nose emit dark purple light in the dark, the light casts a face of a wolf, but shine a flashlight at me and you just see me. I will kill or eat or both, anything that attacks me, and will protect who I want to protect.
iwillmorfintoadarkpurplewolfandconsumeanylivingandmovingthingiseewhenangered
So can I join 😋
Icanimpersonatethesoundofanycreatureafterihaveheardthatsound
So can I join😋
usually what i say for "you" or a cat way of greeting someone or somecat