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Iove jokes so please if you know any share them with me. I will tell the first joke.

Q. why was the snail picked captain of the ship.

A. because he was the best snailer. 

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A magician is driving down a road. He turns into a driveway
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SpacePodz wrote: A magician is driving down a road. He turns into a driveway

i dont get it

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Most don’t :(
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They can swim in my stomach acids
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a
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coffie_fan wrote:
SpacePodz wrote: A magician is driving down a road. He turns into a driveway

i dont get it

"turns into"

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Yes I’ve told this joke before on the forum and nobody got it. For understanding by joke I might finally unblock you bunny.
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SpacePodz wrote:
Yes I’ve told this joke before on the forum and nobody got it. For understanding by joke I might finally unblock you bunny.

Do not make that mistake. 

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Ah yes I was close to making a mistake. Thank you for saving me bunny. I almost forgot what happened when I unblock the bunny.
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SpacePodz wrote:
Ah yes I was close to making a mistake. Thank you for saving me bunny. I almost forgot what happened when I unblock the bunny.

Not to worry. The bunny watches over all. 

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SpacePods I get your joke.  a magician was driving down the road and TURNED INTO A DRIVEWAY.

your joke is hilarious now that i get it it is one of the funniest jokes i have heard thank you for sharing and thank you autobunny for explaining the joke to me. 

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- Pull my finger 👈

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mwuhahahaha

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I was weed whacking in my backyard my neighbor has a rabbit I accidentally took the rabbits tale off his daughter started crying I said don’t worry I will bring it to Walmart well after that you’re supposed to say why Walmart so I will give you the punchline because Walmart is the biggest retailer in the world haha Lol
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please keep all the jokes appropriate for the protection of others thank you

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Dave2415 wrote: I was weed whacking in my backyard my neighbor has a rabbit I accidentally took the rabbits tale off his daughter started crying I said don’t worry I will bring it to Walmart well after that you’re supposed to say why Walmart so I will give you the punchline because Walmart is the biggest retailer in the world.        🤣🤣🤣
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yeah

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me

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jk jk jk jk jk jk

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 A man leaves home he makes three left turns returns home there is a mask  Man waiting for him who is the mask man  this is a riddle trying to solve it I will give the answer in one hour lol