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he in a baseball game

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He IS the baseball game 😯
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 umpire  is the answer very good do you want another one 

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 He married his aunt he died a bachelor who is he  another riddle answer in one hour 

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Two peanuts were walking home, one was assaulted.

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Dave2415 wrote:

 A man leaves home he makes three left turns returns home there is a mask  Man waiting for him who is the mask man  this is a riddle trying to solve it I will give the answer in one hour lol 

a catcher or an umpire it is baseball the three left turns are the bases

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ASSAULTED.

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 The answer is a priest 

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Knock Knock

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 A cowboy leaves Texas on Monday returns four days later on Monday how is that possible  A another riddle to be solved will give the answer a little bit later  Who ever figures  this one out  Will have to play me a game  of chess lol  have fun 

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-What does the snail say , when he rides the turtle?

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-Idk

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Now this is too fast for me.

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Now this is too fast for me.

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Then why does the snail ride the turtle?

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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” says the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
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Dave2415 schreef:

 A cowboy leaves Texas on Monday returns four days later on Monday how is that possible  A another riddle to be solved will give the answer a little bit later  Who ever figures  this one out  Will have to play me a game  of chess lol  have fun 

The horse ... his name is Monday

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Studies suggest 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy. 

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WOW these are all great jokes when i started this forum i never i never thought that we would hear this many jokes keep them up. 

 

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DAVE2415 is telling a lot of riddles so here is a riddle