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You hit one of the aisles down with your broken guitar.

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If everything that can fall in the store has fallen, I go in and look for stuff on the bottom shelf.

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

Oh, look, I got post 100!

Now let’s see if you can get that much points!

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Def not.

I gtg in 15 min

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

If everything that can fall in the store has fallen, I go in and look for stuff on the bottom shelf.

The shop that broke was a grocery shop, and you see lots of spilled yogurt and well, what you would see if a grocery shop got blown up or smth.

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I check if there's any cash in the place where they put cash at shops.

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The register is broken, but you find a 5 dollar note lying near it that you can pick up.

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I pick it up and break the cash register with my guitar.

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You break it up and the coins scatter 

you find 2 5c

3 20c

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I have 6 dollars and 65 cents, correct?

Cash?

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Well bye guys I gtg see u tomorrow 

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Oh and btw my username is Cooiboycolombo with capital I

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

I have 6 dollars and 65 cents, correct?

Cash?

Yes

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

Oh and btw my username is Cooiboycolombo with capital I

Alright

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Modkilling MiaomiaoAlexH and Goodapple for inactivity.

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Is there any paper money in the cash register?

I remove the guitar strings and metal knobs from the guitar and tie the string together, biggest to smallest. I tie 2 metal knobs to the bottom and in the middle of the bottom string, making a makeshift whip handle. I tie another metal knob to the end of the smallest string and keep the other 3 knobs for later. I now have a 4m long makeshift whip.

I also break all the non-tempered glass windows in the building and put the glass into the 5 biggest non-tempered glass containers I can find.

Don't question it, I make a lot of stuff like this IRL.

I look for toothpicks as well and force every single one in the shop that isn't already in a bullet into a bullet.

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Gautham went off as I posted this lol

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

Is there any paper money in the cash register?

I remove the guitar strings and metal knobs from the guitar and tie the string together, biggest to smallest. I tie 2 metal knobs to the bottom and in the middle of the bottom string, making a makeshift whip handle. I tie another metal knob to the end of the smallest string and keep the other 3 knobs for later. I now have a 4m long makeshift whip.

I also break all the non-tempered glass windows in the building and put the glass into the 5 biggest non-tempered glass containers I can find.

Don't question it, I make a lot of stuff like this IRL.

I look for toothpicks as well and force every single one in the shop that isn't already in a bullet into a bullet.

You find a 10$ paper cash, and you find 15 more toothpicks you force into a bullet, so 1/4 of your bullets have toothpicks. You haven’t fired any of your bullets yet, and the 2$ shop might have something for you.

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CooIboycolombo wrote:

Gautham went off as I posted this lol

LMAO

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What about my makeshift weapons?