If everything that can fall in the store has fallen, I go in and look for stuff on the bottom shelf.
The Chaotic KOTL
If everything that can fall in the store has fallen, I go in and look for stuff on the bottom shelf.
The shop that broke was a grocery shop, and you see lots of spilled yogurt and well, what you would see if a grocery shop got blown up or smth.
Is there any paper money in the cash register?
I remove the guitar strings and metal knobs from the guitar and tie the string together, biggest to smallest. I tie 2 metal knobs to the bottom and in the middle of the bottom string, making a makeshift whip handle. I tie another metal knob to the end of the smallest string and keep the other 3 knobs for later. I now have a 4m long makeshift whip.
I also break all the non-tempered glass windows in the building and put the glass into the 5 biggest non-tempered glass containers I can find.
Don't question it, I make a lot of stuff like this IRL.
I look for toothpicks as well and force every single one in the shop that isn't already in a bullet into a bullet.
Is there any paper money in the cash register?
I remove the guitar strings and metal knobs from the guitar and tie the string together, biggest to smallest. I tie 2 metal knobs to the bottom and in the middle of the bottom string, making a makeshift whip handle. I tie another metal knob to the end of the smallest string and keep the other 3 knobs for later. I now have a 4m long makeshift whip.
I also break all the non-tempered glass windows in the building and put the glass into the 5 biggest non-tempered glass containers I can find.
Don't question it, I make a lot of stuff like this IRL.
I look for toothpicks as well and force every single one in the shop that isn't already in a bullet into a bullet.
You find a 10$ paper cash, and you find 15 more toothpicks you force into a bullet, so 1/4 of your bullets have toothpicks. You haven’t fired any of your bullets yet, and the 2$ shop might have something for you.
You hit one of the aisles down with your broken guitar.