KOTL: “Bootleg D&D” (DefenderPug2)

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DefenderPug2

Don’t worry. I’ll just tell you right now there’s a boat you’ll need to get across that costs a 1k gp fee. The gold itself is an obstacle. It’s temptation.

M1m1c15
What else is in the cave
M1m1c15
Ayoo I still got my mimic right
assassin3752
DefenderPug2 wrote:

Don’t worry. I’ll just tell you right now there’s a boat you’ll need to get across that costs a 1k gp fee. The gold itself is an obstacle. It’s temptation.

what about the rowboat in my bb?

DefenderPug2

Your first fight.

It’s a buffed slice of cheese. The spell of reanimation was casted on it before. So your fighting an animated slice of cheese. 

M1m1c15
Who is?
DefenderPug2
M1m1c15 wrote:
Ayoo I still got my mimic right

Yeah

M1m1c15
Let’s goooo
DefenderPug2
assassin3752 wrote:
DefenderPug2 wrote:

Don’t worry. I’ll just tell you right now there’s a boat you’ll need to get across that costs a 1k gp fee. The gold itself is an obstacle. It’s temptation.

what about the rowboat in my bb?

That thing isn’t getting your **** across the ocean 😂🤣

M1m1c15
You haven’t seen the road to el dorado have you?
assassin3752
DefenderPug2 wrote:
assassin3752 wrote:
DefenderPug2 wrote:

Don’t worry. I’ll just tell you right now there’s a boat you’ll need to get across that costs a 1k gp fee. The gold itself is an obstacle. It’s temptation.

what about the rowboat in my bb?

That thing isn’t getting your **** across the ocean 😂🤣

ok I pay 1k gp to get across

M1m1c15
You’re not even there yet
DefenderPug2

You

 

 

are

 

in

 

the

 

BADLANDS FOR F***S SAKE 😂

M1m1c15
What else is in the cave
DefenderPug2

The slice of cheese attacks you. You stumble backwards but recover. Your shin is bruised.

assassin3752

bruh what

DefenderPug2
assassin3752 wrote:

bruh what

Not you. M1m1c15

assassin3752

no like what happens after I pay the 1k gp for the boat

DefenderPug2
DefenderPug2 wrote:

You

 

 

are

 

in

 

the

 

BADLANDS FOR F***S SAKE 😂

 

assassin3752

what is the badlands

I dont play dnd