KOTL Fighting: Virtual vs. Reality not useful either

Thirst Games also not useful for me anymore

VIRTUAL-

"I stab dis person with my sword, I want your soul and you should also die." (Note: Try singing this in rap.) "I team up, bruh, is that even allowed? Piggy is back and we're all scared! Oh wait, I'm dead! I don't have to worry!" (Note: Also try singing this in rap.)

Reality-

"Mom, Jimmy punched my tummy!!!!"

1 minute later...

You're scrubbing the toilet...

1 hour later...

You're barfing from exhaustion.

24 hours later...

You're dead.

Murder Mystery

VIRTUAL-

Killer is dead. All innocents survive. You claim victory.

Later in another game...

Killer is not dead. All innocents die. You claim loss.

"Luckily, none of the losses you have had are real." A gamer says.

REALITY-

You've committed two murders and is currently in jail. Also, your cellmate likes to lick people.

You regret playing Murder Mystery.

10 years later...

You've been freed out of jail, but you've never caught the eye of a sweet girl. You're never married for the rest of your life. You die of "I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!".

Sky Battlefield

VIRTUAL-

The Octoling Shopkeeper has ended the world. There's nothing to say about now. Go away and just read the stuff below.

REALITY-

You wake up in your bed and realize the world hasn't ended. And you don't see any high tech machines or baddies that are usually common.  Suddenly, your mother rushes in screaming, "SON!!!!!! YOUR HOMEWORK IS LATE!!!!!! NO BREAKFAST!!!! YOU WILL DO YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE CAR!!!!!!! HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!"

But you don't hear anything. You're dead. The dream had killed you. Seriously.

AND THAT FOLKS, IS KOTL FIGHTING: VIRTUAL VS. REALITY!!!!!!!!!! BYEEEEEE

lol

Doesnt explain anything clearly about KOTL or not even related to kotl

but nice jokes

wat about thirst games

eh

The tea turns into coffee.

Nani.

like i give a damn

lol