KOTL: THIS IS GOING TO BE TRASH AND I NEEDED A COMPRESSER TO MAKE THIS OKI???!!! part 3

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assassin3752
Dragonlouis wrote:

Wait what? Um... joker keeps joker's loot after 1st death.

wait what

Dragonlouis
Dragonlouis wrote:

Wait what? Um... joker keeps joker's loot after 1st death.

 

Dragonlouis

Hey assas got 200! Trophies for assas!

Dragonlouis

sure. TOTALLY a pro.

 

assassin3752

does the joker get all his loot back? because that's kinda unfair

assassin3752
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

i gtg soon 

playing badminton (im a complete pro btw)

or that's what he says...

Dragonlouis

Yes and not unfair. You killed him:/

Dragonlouis

No idea what that means. I suck.

Dragonlouis

back to KOTl.

Dragonlouis

There's a blade of grass that seems perfectly normal...

it's actually really awesome because if you eat it, you turn into any grass eating animal you want. You can morph back at any time, and you'll have all your gear.

Dragonlouis

Okay.

Why would it be pretty obvious you are joker?

Dragonlouis

Make up your mind.

Dragonlouis

Sure. You wanna do it now...?

Dragonlouis

Respond to futuristic chaos pls

Dragonlouis

Yeah yeah yeah.

Dragonlouis

Okay, forest is too boring.

So, noobiest, there's a tree in front of you. And then it opens it's eyes and says: "Hi, I'm an ent. I want you to die because that grass is really awesome." It raises a branch and tries to slam it on you.

Dragonlouis

The ent shouts after you: "WHEN YOU COME BACK, I'LL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU!!!"

also dude you have an axe!

assassin3752
assassin3752 wrote:

also I go to the forest, find 5 rocks worth around 50 gold yet small enough for me to carry, then I lock them in my cabin. I repeat this process 10 times

 

assassin3752
I_The_Noobiest_Pro wrote:

oh, i never told you the backup plan. 

louis, remember when i said "the key to kotl isn't just spam. its strategy and deception"

and you said Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

if assass didn't kill me, then i would kill myself secretly. 

louis told me my death would not be announced. 

i would then transfer to innocent. i would be pretty obvious i was joker, so the murd wouldn't kill me. i would be gaining innocent points while being completely safe from everyone. 

how do you secretly kill yourself

AustinXJet

Sorry I haven’t checked over here yet. I just got caught up on what’s going on. 

I look to see if I am being currently attacked, if not, then I check my surroundings.