Wait what? Um... joker keeps joker's loot after 1st death.
i gtg soon
playing badminton (im a complete pro btw)
or that's what he says...
There's a blade of grass that seems perfectly normal...
it's actually really awesome because if you eat it, you turn into any grass eating animal you want. You can morph back at any time, and you'll have all your gear.
Okay, forest is too boring.
So, noobiest, there's a tree in front of you. And then it opens it's eyes and says: "Hi, I'm an ent. I want you to die because that grass is really awesome." It raises a branch and tries to slam it on you.
The ent shouts after you: "WHEN YOU COME BACK, I'LL DEFINITELY DESTROY YOU!!!"
also dude you have an axe!
also I go to the forest, find 5 rocks worth around 50 gold yet small enough for me to carry, then I lock them in my cabin. I repeat this process 10 times
oh, i never told you the backup plan.
louis, remember when i said "the key to kotl isn't just spam. its strategy and deception"
and you said Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
if assass didn't kill me, then i would kill myself secretly.
louis told me my death would not be announced.
i would then transfer to innocent. i would be pretty obvious i was joker, so the murd wouldn't kill me. i would be gaining innocent points while being completely safe from everyone.
how do you secretly kill yourself
Wait what? Um... joker keeps joker's loot after 1st death.
wait what