Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 10 -- SEASON 1 FINALE!!! - Chess Forums

hypermuddish

May 15, 2021

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Why am I doing this.

so anyways

Link to episode 9: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/le-story-of-sovie-rmssiae-episode-9

If you want to see episode 1 or any previous episodes just search forums by keyword “sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ” , you can copy paste it there.

[Precredits]

Idea by Hypermuddish

Written by Hypermuddish

DISCLAIMER:

This has NOTHING to do with the actual Soviet Union or any of the events of relevance to it. All names, dates, and places are fictional and coincidental.

Le Story of sὂvιἓͲ ȑμȿȿἶÆ, Episode 10

Location: The Ship

>But instead of lying there dead, Putin disappears in a puff of smoke.

Neurii Leader: Huh, why did he disappear? Must be a weird human thing.

Combat Expert (whispering): Hey, Russian Man, why did Putin disappear when he died?

Russian Man (whispering): He’s not dead. We need to stall for time. Trust me.

Combat Expert (whispering): Uh, ok.

Neurii Leader: Hey, what’re you noobs talking about?

Combat Expert: We were just- uh… talking about… how nice your cloak is!

Neurii Leader: Hahaha, my cloak is very good indeed.

Combat Expert: But you know what’s gooder? I got these fancy shoes from WALMART and they costed over $245569! God anything to top that??

Neurii Leader: Gooder isn’t a word… but you know what? Once I bought this fancy new cloak from this shop, it costed $39058734985376489!! But I don’t have it right now, cuz IT GOT DESTROYED WHEN I SINGLE HANDEDLY DEFEATED AN ENTIRE SQUADRON OF THE INTERGALACTIC POLICE

Combat Expert: Heh heh heh, well I once single handedly WRECKED like 90239480 ULTRA POWERED ALIENS, and everyone was like, “Oh no! Combat Expert can’t defeat them!” But I DID, and they had a whole parade in my honor.

Neurii Leader: Oh yeah? Well- wait a minute. I see what you’re trying to do here.

Combat Expert: Uh oh.

Neurii Leader: YOU WERE TRYING TO STALL FOR TIME, BUT IT DIDN’T EVEN WORK! LOLOLOL TROLLED

Combat Expert: This is gonna get messy.

Russian Man: But… this guy easily defeated Putin! And you know how powerful Putin is…

Combat Expert: We still need to damage him as much as possible, to ease up the job for our comrades on Earth.

Russian Man: *sigh* Well, I guess that’s the best choice…

>Combat Expert and Russian Man both sprint at the Neurii Leader from both sides to attack him at the same time.

Neurii Leader; Noobs.

>The Neurii Leader grabs both of them. They have looks of surprise on their faces.

Russian Man: Well, I guess this is the end.

Combat Expert: Yeah, I guess. Welp, bye, Earth. I hope that God of Death is in a good mood when I die so I will get sent to Soviet Heaven

Russian Man: Lol…

Neurii Leader: TROLLED AGAIN LMAOOOOOOO

Russian Man: Huh?

>Neurii Leader is in a hysterical fit of laughter.

Neurii Leader: You actually thought I was gonna kill you?

Combat Expert: Well, yeah.

Neurii Leader: You guys are too entertaining to die. I’ll just lock you both up in some jail cells so you can watch your world be… destroyed.

Russian Man: Well, that’s sad.

Combat Expert: I know, right?

Neurii Leader: Into JAIL with you noobs!

>Neurii Leader teleports Russian man and Combat Expert into adjacent jail cells.

Neurii Leader: Now we go to Earth!

>Neurii Leader grabs the jail cells and teleports away.

Meanwhile

>Bob the Potato, Rasputin, Pavel, Dimitri, Igor, and Soviet Commander meet up in the middle of the Main Headquarters.

Soviet Commander: They have us surrounded! What do we do?

Bob the Potato: We need vast amounts of splash damage to make a dent in their ever-growing number. My potatoes specialize in firearms so we can use the heavy defenses.

Soviet Commander: Good idea. Any other suggestions?

Pavel: I think we may be able to get onto their main ship, to see how they are spawning so many soldiers.

Dimitri: But… that’s where Putin, Combat Expert, and Russian Man went. They haven’t returned yet.

Igor: Oh no… do you think… they got em?

Dimitri: We cannot lose hope. I know, somewhere, they are still alive.

>Dimitri’s wise words brought a sense of strength and hope to the room.

Soviet Commander: In that case, we go to them. We will attempt to destroy their entire ship, including whatever… “secret weapon” they have.

>Suddenly, a we hear sounds of teleportation outside.

>The group goes outside, to see the no other than Neurii Leader himself, right outside the vicinity of their walls.

> He walks closer, while holding two jail cells.

Soviet Commander: A-are those… Russian Man and Combat Expert?

Dimitri: Hmmm… I wonder where Putin is, maybe he escaped.

Neurii Leader: LOL, NOOB! YOUR LEADER PUTIN IS DEAD!! D-E-A-D!!

>The Soviet army gasps.

Soldier 346870: Putin? Dead? How…

Neurii Leader: AND NOW, YOU SHALL BOW TO ME, AND I WIILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LEAVE THIS PLANET BEFORE I BLOW IT UP!!!

Rasputin: NEVER!!!

Neurii Leader: THEN DIE, FOOLS!!!

>The two armies clash together once again.

Dimitri: I don’t think we’re gonna win this one…

>The worried faces on the others told the same thing.

Meanwhile

>Putin wakes up in a damp red place, decorated by Soul candles and black carpets.

>He sees a huge man with a skull on his head sitting up ahead on a table.

Putin: H-hello?

???: Hey, bro. The name’s Death, and you can call me Death.

Putin: Death?? AS IN THE GOD OF DEATH???

God of Death: Brooo calm down a bit. Talking too loudly might disturb some of the dead souls.

Putin: Then am I… dead?

God of Death: Well, I see my friend Random Dude gave you my Respawner-thingie.

Putin: Respawner thingie? – Oh, yeah.

>Putin takes out the device from his pocket. It is intact.

God of Death: Yeah, apparently it only has one use left. You can use it if you want. Try to kill that one large cloaked guy. He’s killing hundreds of people every second, and soon my Heaven registration line will be full!

>Putin smiles.

Putin: Will do, man. Will do.

>Putin presses the button on the Respawner and there is a bright flash of light.

>Now Putin is flying just inside the Earth’s Atmosphere.

>He starts to accelerate down.

Putin: [ULT] ULTRANUKE BLAST!!

>Putin faces the sky and unleashes his ult. With a sudden exponential growth of speed and power, Putin continues to blast down like a meteor.

Meanwhile

Igor: Dude… did you see that bright flash of light in the air over there?

Soviet Commander: Yeah… I wonder what it was.

>The Neurii Forces was closing in on the Soviets

Rasputin: We don’t have much time…

Meanwhile

>Putin was descending so fast he couldn’t see things clearly. His gut told him the Neurii Leader was right below him.

>Putin turned around, and started rapid firing nukes in the sky so he could go even faster. He would only get one chance at this. If he failed, the whole Soviet Empire would fall. The Soviet Empire he had been chosen to lead.

>The camera grows blurry with a golden fuzzy glow.

>We are now in the memories of Putin.

Child Putin: Wee! This is so fun!

>Child Putin is running through the flowery plains of Russia.

Putin Father: Putin, one day you will control this great empire, and it will grow greater than ever.

Child Putin: Really?

Putin Father: Of course. With a leader like you, the empire shall never fall.

>Camera flickers out.

>Now we see Putin again, falling from the sky. His eyes are wide, in shock.

Putin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>With an explosion, Putin is surrounded by a golden aura. Unimaginable amounts of power were coursing through his veins.

>He dove down thousands of times as faster than before.

>The Neurii Leader was now in his sights.

Meanwhile

Rasputin: Oh, it’s that falling thing again. Look, it’s right above us.

Pavel: Wow, it’s smaller than I thought.

>The Neurii Leader was throwing around Soviet soldiers around like ragdolls. They were no match for his power.

Meanwhile

>Putin forms an energy ball of pure power in his hands as he is falling. The Neurii Leader hasn’t seen him.

>Putin fell closer and closer.

>3405.

>6 feet.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>Neurii and Soviet soldiers alike were thrown aside. The walls of the Main Headquarters crumbled from the sheer power of the blast.

Rasputin: Wha??

>Igor limps beside him.

Igor: D’ya, think… that meteor thing killed the Neurii Leader?

>As the dust clears, we see Putin standing on top of a dead Neurii Leader.

Dimitri: PUTIN??? AND WHY IS HE GLOWING?????

>Putin’s golden aura fades and he collapses.

Soviet Commander: W-what… H-h-how…?

>Farmer Jeff walks by them.

Farmer Jeff: I have a hypothesis.

Rasputin: Farmer Jeff? I thought you were farming on the Mushroom Planet.

Farmer Jeff: Nah. That Neurii Leader guy captured me. But luckily, Cat Joot freed me along with Combat Expert and Russian Man.

Rasputin: Cool so, what’s your hypothesis.

Farmer Jeff: It’s a long story. Right now, we have to focus on the fight. Neurii are still spawning.

Rasputin: Agreed.

>Suddenly, a crazed voice screeches out at the Soviets.

Neurii Commander: YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED OUR LEADER, BUT WE SHALL STILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET WITH OUR MEGANNUKE! HAEHEAHAEHAEHEAHAEHAEHAE!!!

>The ship opens up, and a gigantic nuke falls out.

Scientist 2495: Oh no… a nuke that big could destroy our entire planet!

>As the nuke gained more and more speed, the atmosphere turned red from the heat of the Meganuke.

Rasputin: Oh no… all of this for our world to be ended?

>Then, Rasputin remembers something.

Rasputin: Look… for the T! THE T!!

>Rasputin T poses. A small string of power shoots out from his heart, barely delaying the progress of the Meganuke.

Rasputin: THE T MEANS T POSE! EVERYONE, WE NEED TO T POSE!

>Soon, everyone in Russia was T-posing, but it still wasn’t enough to stop the Meganuke.

>The Meganuke was a mere 4000 meters above Moscow.

???: Well, looks like you guys are in need of some help.

>A mysterious person shoots through the sky with flashes of green and he catches the Meganuke.

Civilian 4508760: Could it be…?

Rasputin: Sheldon??

>Sheldon then heaves the Meganuke back at the ship.

Neurii General: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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>The ship was entirely destroyed, along with the Neurii spawner.

>The rest of the Neurii were easily cleared by the Soviet force.

Rasputin: Wow… it’s really you, Sheldon.

Sheldon: …. Yeah?

>Rasputin cries tears of joy at the sight of the godly being.

Sheldon: Uh….

>Putin, assisted by crutches, limps over to Sheldon.

Putin: Rasputin has been a big fan of you ever since you spawned.

Sheldon: Well, that’s erm... good?

Putin: So. After you saved our planet, where are you going to go now?

Sheldon: Well, I was actually planning on camping here for a while. I’ve heard tales of the glorious Soviet Russia.

Rasputin: WHATTTTT REALLLY????????

Sheldon: Well, if you want me to.

Rasputin: YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHSSS PPLLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEE!

Sheldon: Alright then. I’ll just build myself a house. See ya guys later.

Rasputin: Wow… I didn’t know the Great Sheldon himself is stopping by.

Putin: I know, right?

>Camera fades out.

4 weeks later

>Life in Russia was slowly returning back to normal. Scars from the Neurii War had its affects on some people, but they overcame the losses in their own personal fight.

>Putin is now fully healed, but his strange power surge during the battle was still a mystery to the Russians. Until now.

>Farmer Jeff was about to give a public speech on his knowledge about the mysterious “golden effect”, as the citizens would put it.

Farmer Jeff: Hello, citizens of Russia. I am here today to share my intelligence on the events of the war. Many of you might be interested in learning more about how Putin managed to channel so much power into his final attack. I do have some knowledge on this topic. That golden form he was in is known as Overdrive Mode. It occurs when the host directly connects their soul to the Universal Power Source, thus borrowing some of its power. Although having access to power beyond our maximum capabilities at this moment, entering Overdrive Mode will take a toll on your body. You will be exhausted of almost all of your power for some time. The cooldown for Overdrive Mode is undetermined yet, but most scholars and scientists decide on the fact that it can only be used once per moment of distress. To unlock this OP skill, you have to be at a certain level of strength. So far, Putin was the only one who could correctly channel the power, but I think some others might be at the required level for Overdrive. So, in this case, we may or may not have won without the help of Putin unlocking that skill and Sheldon himself saving us from the terrible fate of the Meganuke, so we must train harder, run faster, so we can be prepared in times like this in the future. Thank you for your time.

>Cheers and claps are heard throughout the crowd as Farmer Jeff steps off the stage. He is congratulated by Putin, Rasputin, and Russian Man.

Putin: Good speech, dude. I was wondering, how did you learn so much on this topic?

Farmer Jeff: LOL, not to flex, but I know a ton on every ancient history/buffs and skills topic, including the one I just spoke about. I learned all of this stuff in the Interdimensional Academy of Godly Arts.

Rasputin: IAGA??? This is the second time I’ve heard of this place.

Putin: Must be a pretty good school, eh?

Russian Man: Indeed. Currently it holds the title for the most advanced and prestigious academy in the UNIVERSE.

Putin: Dang.

Rasputin: I may have an idea…

Russian Man: Yes?

Rasputin: Can you tell me the most desired course in the IAGA?

Russian Man: That would be… the Power Absorption skill.

Rasputin: Ah, yes… the fabled Power Absorption. The only way Thirst Man can be defeated.

Putin: Are you saying…

Rasputin: Yes. We must enroll Sheldon in this academy. He shall learn this skill, and become a being with enough strength to rival Thirst Man.

Putin: Good idea, dude.

>Putin, Rasputin, and Russian Man laugh.

Rasputin: I know, right?

The End of season 1

Epilogue

>Thirst Man and Bubgi watch from the Seeing Crystal.

Thirst Man: That Sheldon guy… he will be one of our greatest problems if he unlocks his hidden skill. We must end him swiftly.

Bubgi: Will do, Thirst Man…

>Thirst Man puts out a hand in from of Bubgi.

Thirst Man: No, Bubgi. You have no hope to defeat him with brute strength. At the IAGA, he is surrounded by some people who are even more powerful than himself. You must study books. Learn the ancient art… of Zombification.

>Camera suddenly blacks out.

Important Stuff: Probably the entire season 2 will be from Sheldon’s point of view, as he attends the Interdimensional Academy of Godly Arts. Russia’s printing and journalism crew have gifted Sheldon an enchanted notebook that Sheldon can write in to document his adventures.

Thank you @beansoup99 , our devoted cameraman : D

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