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JackRoach

Hello people.

You are people, and I am also a people. Us peoples suffer from many things, but I think one of the worst problems is hiccups.

Therefore, let us solve it right now.

The_Alias

How to stop hiccups?

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

Suicide. No more hiccups ever again.

I put that into stockfish.

Blunder.

JackRoach
The_Alias wrote:

How to stop hiccups?

Without hiccups, there would be everlasting peace.

JackRoach

Oops. A mod did it for me already.

I'm too slow

snow

scaring yourself with a pickle

JackRoach
garbagem8 wrote:

scaring yourself with a pickle

How would that even work.

The_Alias
JackRoach wrote:

How would that even work.

Another deep question for the philosophers...

snow

they say getting scared stops hiccups right? So take that one step further with a pickle

JackRoach
garbagem8 wrote:

they say getting scared stops hiccups right? So take that one step further with a pickle

1 step forward would not be the same.

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
garbagem8 wrote:

they say getting scared stops hiccups right? So take that one step further with a pickle

Ask a criminal to knock on your door. Then you become even more scared.

No, because you already know they are there.

 

You pedestrians

The_Alias

Hold your breath when you're gonna hiccup?

snow
The_Alias wrote:

Hold your breath when you're gonna hiccup?

that's the first logical answer 

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
garbagem8 wrote:

they say getting scared stops hiccups right? So take that one step further with a pickle

Ask a criminal to knock on your door. Then you become even more scared.

No, because you already know they are there.

 

You pedestrians

But they come into the house and steal all your monies, and never give it back. then you become very scared

No, they're just playing around.

snow

there's a philosophical razor called "Newton's Flaming Laser Sword," which states that what cannot be settled by experiment is not worth debating.

The_Alias

A very serious topic indeed. Let us all think deeply.

JackRoach
The_Alias wrote:

A very serious topic indeed. Let us all think deeply.

Thinking deeply won't work.

If we think deeply, we might actually solve it.

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
garbagem8 wrote:

they say getting scared stops hiccups right? So take that one step further with a pickle

Ask a criminal to knock on your door. Then you become even more scared.

No, because you already know they are there.

 

You pedestrians

But they come into the house and steal all your monies, and never give it back. then you become very scared

No, they're just playing around.

Except they're not.

Just steal it back

snow

idk mate thinking hurts my brain

chamo2074

Drink water 7 times in a row while moving your head up and down