btw, hash is a nickname for this guy
let's guess what hash has done.
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he was washing dishes, and the beard became caught in the garbage disposal. this forced him to cut of part of his famous beard with scissors. he then went to the local store for shaving cream and a razor.
a new avatar may be imminent.
or, he "somehow" was so pissed off at home, he went to one of the big casinos and dropped a ton of cash doubling down on six.
in a state of drunkenness, he agreed to move to seattle.
he went to a chess club.
and won a game.
he went for a walk and saw trump. then, he shook trump's hand.
he saw millenials at the library.
and they weren't on their phones!
Okay Al here it is. It is something I have never done before.
Okay Joseph, my Aunt today started giving me a ton of grief about how I handle things. I decided to forget about cooking her dinner I and walked to a local bar and had a couple of 22oz. draft PBR's.
The Aunt calls me on the cell halfway through the second mug and basicly said she would let up. I paid up and left. However on the way out I see this guy I saw three hours before cranking over and over on his Yamaha Scooter out by the grocery store trying to get it started.
The guy is still working on the damn thing outside the bar (he wasn't there when I walked in) so I stopped to talk to him. The damn thing was in pieces. It turned out he lived over the hill in Boulder City about 15 miles away and it was getting dark out and didn't know anybody with a truck.
I told him I had a truck but I would have to walk home to get it. He said he would pay me 15 bucks if I would take him and the scooter to Boulder City. So I walked home got my truck and took this poor guy over the hill to where he lived.
It's funny how some bullsh#t at home can actually benifit some guy I know nothing about.
he did some work on the house, but, after so many years in retirement, he made a few boo-boos.
now, when he flips the switch for the light, the garbage disposal goes on. so, he had to call an electrician.
AlCzervik wrote:
he did some work on the house, but, after so many years in retirement, he made a few boo-boos.
now, when he flips the switch for the light, the garbage disposal goes on. so, he had to call an electrician.
When in doubt at your house Al just remember extension cords are a cheap fix.
i had a lightning strike zap my tv, computer, and other devices, so, i would add, use a surge protector.
also, those cheapo extension cords are cheap for a reason.
The electric company fried everything in my house once except for the refrigerator. I now have surge protectors on anything I don't want toasted.
AlCzervik wrote:
i had a lightning strike zap my tv, computer, and other devices, so, i would add, use a surge protector.
also, those cheapo extension cords are cheap for a reason.
The very reason a homeowner should hire an electrician if something is going haywire. Just as you should hire a Tin Knocker if the AC or heating goes out at your home. Oh yeah and you have got it made Al, you are a Tin Knocker, so it only would cost you parts.
Hey I missed this thread the first time around and now here it is going around again. Perhaps life is just a merry-go-round ?
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cottonsock wrote:
I thought hash was something you smoked 🌱
It is. For you tho, it’s just cat nip. You prolly need more than what you’re prescribed tho. Muahahahahaahaha
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in another thread, hash mentioned a chain of events that led to him doing something he hasn't ever done. but he won't tell us what it is.
now, this is an old man that many of us thought had been through most anything. so, let's figure it out.