Liar's thread.

The last time Garry was over to my place, back in October, he was still moaning about his loss to Vlad. I had told him to brush up on the Berlin Defense, but would Mr. I Know Everything listen?? Noooooo.... Then he wants to come whinning to me!
Beast of Baku?? More like the Big Baby of Baku. Good thing he retired. I felt like hitting over the head with a chessboard myself.
So, I showed him where he went wrong and....
oh, I'm sorry, this thread was supposed to be lies!

The best thing since sliced bread! http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/aglettape.htm " target="_blank">www.fieggen.com/shoelace/aglettape.htm
In here I want us to post complete lies. No bit of truth can slip into posts. I want to see if chess.com can create a catalog of at least 250 or even 500 lies. It would make it ever better if each lie had nothing to do with another.
Lie 1; If ten pies are worth 10 rocks, you can tell that a canary has 7,353,443,532 teeth.