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In here I want us to post complete lies. No bit of truth can slip into posts. I want to see if chess.com can create a catalog of at least 250 or even 500 lies. It would make it ever better if each lie had nothing to do with another. 

Lie 1; If ten pies are worth 10 rocks, you can tell that a canary has 7,353,443,532 teeth.

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This position is a loss for white.
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i was in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.!!! I was Silver Surfer!!!
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I hate guitar man 03.
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The last time Garry was over to my place, back in October, he was still moaning about his loss to Vlad.  I had told him to brush up on the Berlin Defense, but would Mr. I Know Everything listen?? Noooooo....  Then he wants to come whinning to me!

Beast of Baku?? More like the Big Baby of Baku.  Good thing he retired. I felt like hitting over the head with a chessboard myself.

So, I showed him where he went wrong and....

oh, I'm sorry, this thread was supposed to be lies!

 

 

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politics and religion are always great topics to bring people together..... kumbaya...Tongue out
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I am the only person on this site who has defeated Spassky, Fischer, Karpov, and Kasparov in tournament play (only drew against Petrosian).
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The best thing since sliced bread!  http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/aglettape.htm " target="_blank">www.fieggen.com/shoelace/aglettape.htm 
 


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