Lifetime Membership

Oh, come on, Not this again. I just Joined chess.com. Didn't get time to play more games. I have a FIDE rating of 2467. Why do you judge me on my stats? My Title is enough for anyone to believe me...

He hasn't played much. He's a really good guy
He's new to chess.com

By seeing when I've joined in my Profile. I joined last month but unfortunately since I was in a vacation I couldn't play much games.

Every time this happens, @erik has to fly to the titles player's country and have tea with the president, then meet the national FIDE officials to obtain your files and discuss your profile as a player. It takes time, and @erik is already on his way.
Wait, actually?
no
Maybe erik does do that. He hasn't said that he doesn't...
My lifetime membership is added. Thanks