looking for a Swexy girl

Yeah, true story, I do want a swexy girlfriend. Before you criticize for trying to date on a chess site and post your “womp womp” s, you should read what I have to say first. I’ve recently come to the conclusion that my girlfriend that I have now just doesn’t seem to be enough to be enough for me, and I found that there really wasn’t a better place to ask for a girlfriend than chess.com. I’ve recently felt a little down, but I feel like I can make my life complete with a relationship on this site. I’ve found that I could be a much happier person with a companion who’s very swexy and has a peach perfect personality. Now, I know what you guys are thinking. “Cale, don’t you always make fun of people who make threads like this?”. I used to be just like all of you. I criticized everyone who made such threads, asking why they had the audacity to make such a thread and click “post”. But Dussboy, alpha, and many others that have made such threads have taught me a lot, and I feel like a changed man now that I understand their wisdom. See, these people have taught me so much, and I’m so lucky to have taken the time to digest why they make such threads. See, they taught me that it’s more important to have a deep relationship on a chess site than try to talk to women in real life. And honestly, I feel terrible that I even dared to criticize them for trying to date here. I’m glad that I finally learned the ways of life, and the valuable lesson of dating online. And that’s why I’m here...

How do I do that?

Fire post.

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These topics are not for the chess forums or site,

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