Lunch Experience (with cheesecake)

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I arrived at the Italian restaurant ready for a delicious pizza (the pizza is very good there, clay ovens make better pizza). The meal was delicious, and I almost ate the entire pizza (diameter of 35cm I think). Afterwards, I glanced at the dessert menu. Now, I was already full, but in the corner of my eye I spotted a cheesecake. Instantly, I thought of Basix, and then I thought, ‘cheesecake is yummy, this would be a great story on otf’, and I forgot that I couldn’t look at pizza without feeling sick. Now this cheesecake is not one you can find in the store that’s processed and filled with chemicals to last longer, this cheesecake was homemade and had some raspberry something on top. Even the bottom of the cheesecake had a different texture. At first bite, I knew I loved the cheesecake, it mixed the flavours well and tasted delicious. But, disaster struck as my stomach reminded me I was full by giving me the pain of birth (no balviboy’s were harmed in the making of this, it is slightly exaggerated). But the cheesecake was too good, and I ate all of it. After this delicious meal, I of course had to make it back home, with a box that had 2 slices of pizza. The 10 minute journey was more difficult than when I climbed a small mountain, and when I came home, all intent to do anything useful had vanished yesterday. Happy, I relaxed and happy, I played some video games.

In all seriousness, the cheesecake was delicious, as well as the pizza. This is based on a true story.
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What a day! Cheesecake will always be the best food.

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I.. I'm jealous of the delicious meal you had. All I've had is some microwaved dinosaur nuggets.

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That doesn’t sound like a healthy lunch. It’s a perfectly good one though.
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Yeah. I should probably listen to my brother and eat a salad. But they taste like I'd rather be fat.

😞👍

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I don’t get it though, salads are delicious. If you add the right sauces at least. So if you put half an hour of effort, you might earn an entire extra week of life
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Maybe I need to try a different dressing then.

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Maybe, but I found that a small amount of soy sauce isn’t to bad, at least for me. I don’t know what salads you make
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Normally, just lettuce, tomatoes, croutons, and an onion if I feel like fighting the stink and burning eyeballs. I'm not sure what dressing I use, but I might try some soy sauce next time.

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Something sweet might work, im not sure what croutons are, but if they’re sweet, you might want to makes mix of sweet and salty sauce
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Crouton is bread, so I say and something sweet to combat the onions, and something sweet if no onions
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alrighty

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But I don’t make a lot of salads, so test and see what you like better
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Sounds good, but I don’t do anything to do with mayonnaise. However, olive oil is a must in salads, based on what my mom told me
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#16 it’s a small amount in a salad with cucumber, lettuce, tomato, olives and bell pepper.

Added is salt, pepper, olive oil, fig drizzle (sweet thing) and soy sauce (salt thing)
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Yes, it’s always good. But I am never bothered to make it so I barely ever eat it :(
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#20 preparing food is nice, but my attention span is low
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I’m gonna sleep now
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Since Saf was muted, it looks like I’m having a 1 sided convo.