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I throw a rook at you making it go through your head and splash your brains everywhere on the wall (sry I just didnt like ur name)

Does your brain hang low, does your brain hang high, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow! If you throw it over your shoulder will it splatter on the wall, does your brain hang low!! (You test out that song and die as a result)

bang

Squish

Wack

I put you in a bag and suffocated you. After that, I took you to a cliff and chucked you off and you landed where no can find you

I turn into a HiveWing and stab you with venomous claws

I drop a boulder on your head

I throw you in the wood chipper.

I send my elite squad of Raccoon Ninjas after you.

You don't even have any Raccoon Ninjas. Maybe a couple of yappy chihuahuas.